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Hamas Accuses Israel of Dropping Libido-Boosting ‘Sex Gum’ in Gaza
RT via Breitbart TV ^ | July 18, 2009

Posted on 08/17/2009 11:00:54 AM PDT by pillut48

"I'm 90% sure this is a subversive product sent by our Israeli enemies."

(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.tv ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: alaqsatv; fixajihadist; hamas; hamastv; plo; viagragum
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Bwahahaha!! Those 'evil Joooooooooz" are at it again!!!! Trying to make the Palestinians reproduce against their will----EEEEEEEEEEEEVVVIIILLL, I tell ya! LOL! Related story here, "dubious side effects", stop! My spleen! :-)
1 posted on 08/17/2009 11:00:54 AM PDT by pillut48
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To: pillut48

Where can I get some of that gum ?


2 posted on 08/17/2009 11:03:19 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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To: pillut48

Where can I find some of that gum...LOL


3 posted on 08/17/2009 11:03:21 AM PDT by DonaldC
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To: Eric in the Ozarks

It comes in many flavors.


4 posted on 08/17/2009 11:05:08 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: DonaldC

Okay, I see a pattern developing, LOL! ;-)


5 posted on 08/17/2009 11:05:08 AM PDT by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: pillut48
Hamas Accuses Israel of Dropping Libido-Boosting ‘Sex Gum’ in Gaza

lol...so they think the Israelis aim to increase the Palestinian population?

6 posted on 08/17/2009 11:05:08 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: pillut48

Goes to further prove that terrorists are indeed wacko.


7 posted on 08/17/2009 11:06:10 AM PDT by cranked
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To: pillut48

Reminds me of a story I heard once claiming that the U.S. used to drop large sized condoms on the VC during Vietnam to demoralize the enemy...lol


8 posted on 08/17/2009 11:06:29 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: pillut48

Trying to make the Palestinians reproduce...

lol, that was my first thought...I’m sure Israel wants more terrorists to combat.


9 posted on 08/17/2009 11:06:35 AM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Hey............How's that Hope and Change Thingy workin' for ya?)
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To: pillut48

What is the message?Make love not war...


10 posted on 08/17/2009 11:07:22 AM PDT by PLD
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To: Mr. Mojo

Who’s ever claimed that Muhamedians are intelligent?


11 posted on 08/17/2009 11:07:38 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: pillut48

I tell you Ali-— beware and hide the goats!


12 posted on 08/17/2009 11:08:00 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: pillut48
The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

You just can't make this stuff up :-)

13 posted on 08/17/2009 11:08:39 AM PDT by Bobalu (I AM JIM THOMPSON)
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To: pissant

Just when you think you’ve heard it all.....


14 posted on 08/17/2009 11:09:10 AM PDT by BossLady ("Obama: Who needs Astroturf When You Have Plants!")
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To: andy58-in-nh
It comes in many flavors.

I'll take the WIld Cherry.

15 posted on 08/17/2009 11:09:44 AM PDT by BlazingArizona
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To: pillut48

I can’t believe no one has added a keyword yet.


16 posted on 08/17/2009 11:10:06 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: pillut48

HARD to imagaine,,,,But imagine if.....


17 posted on 08/17/2009 11:10:22 AM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: BlazingArizona

To Hamas. Didn’t your mother tell you to never eat anything off the ground?


18 posted on 08/17/2009 11:11:35 AM PDT by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: pillut48
REALLY Makes Sense. Gum to make the problem folks a worse problem for Isreal?

I don't think so. Sounds like someone wants to yank the presses chain over here.

19 posted on 08/17/2009 11:12:14 AM PDT by sr4402
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To: Pan_Yan

Do you like my addition?


20 posted on 08/17/2009 11:12:17 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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To: pillut48
Israeli Weapon of Mass Erection:


21 posted on 08/17/2009 11:13:14 AM PDT by Uncle Miltie (UPS and FEDEX are doing fine. It's the Post Office that's always having problems. - 0bummer)
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To: sr4402
Isreal should respond: We don't have anything like that in Isreal, perhaps we should develop it for our people first?

DOH!

22 posted on 08/17/2009 11:14:23 AM PDT by sr4402
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To: pillut48

Over here! Over HERE!!!


23 posted on 08/17/2009 11:14:41 AM PDT by DieHard the Hunter (Is mise an ceann-cinnidh. Cha ghéill mi do dhuine. Fàg am bealach.)
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To: pillut48

It’s wax used on surf boards, not gum.......


24 posted on 08/17/2009 11:15:08 AM PDT by Ben Mugged (Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
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To: Uncle Miltie

WOW!


25 posted on 08/17/2009 11:15:26 AM PDT by moose2004 (Stand up, speak out and stop Obamacare and GE)
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To: Larry Lucido; MotleyGirl70; Cagey

LLOYD BRAUN: Go ahead, try a piece. Tell me that’s not the most delicious gum you’ve ever tasted.

KRAMER: We shall all try a piece and tell you how delicious it is... This is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies, sitting around, chewing gum, huh?


26 posted on 08/17/2009 11:16:31 AM PDT by earlJam
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To: earlJam

“I came to chew gum and kick some ass, and I’m all out of chewing gum.”


27 posted on 08/17/2009 11:18:35 AM PDT by dfwgator
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To: BossLady

I feel bad for the goats and camels


28 posted on 08/17/2009 11:21:37 AM PDT by pissant (THE Conservative party: www.falconparty.com)
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To: NMEwithin

Early manned space program ran into that problem.
Certain “attachments” were necessary during orbital flight and they made the initial mistake of noting the size on the “attachment”. This led to predictable complaints.
The obvious solution was to to label them all “Large” and then let the astronauts request “adjustments”.


29 posted on 08/17/2009 11:22:11 AM PDT by G Larry ( Obamacare=Dying in Line!)
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To: pillut48

Methinks they’d drop saltpeter gum if they were inclined to do anything like that at all.


30 posted on 08/17/2009 11:24:42 AM PDT by NonValueAdded (Caution: Angry crowds in the mirror are LARGER than they appear.)
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To: pillut48
I once had a Palestinian kid type in how they were going to "slutter" the Jews when I was playing chess on Yahoo. I couldn't get the image of the Palestinians parachuting loose women from airplanes out of my mind afterwards. I try to derive some amusement from idiots. They will need this gum if they want the plan to succeed.
31 posted on 08/17/2009 11:29:15 AM PDT by dog breath
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To: pissant

32 posted on 08/17/2009 11:29:52 AM PDT by BossLady ("Obama: Who needs Astroturf When You Have Plants!")
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To: pissant

Habib’s Sex Gum — When the camel needs doin’ we’ll get ya chewin’!!!!


33 posted on 08/17/2009 11:29:54 AM PDT by Callahan
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To: earlJam

I think we should all wear name tags,so I could greet earlJam on the street!


34 posted on 08/17/2009 11:30:33 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: pillut48

Title says — “Hamas Accuses Israel of Dropping Libido-Boosting ‘Sex Gum’ in Gaza”

Ummmmm..., if they are willing to blow themselves up so they can have sex with 72 virgins... I would say they’re kinda oversexed already... LOL...


35 posted on 08/17/2009 11:31:46 AM PDT by Star Traveler (The God of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob is a Zionist and Jerusalem is the apple of His eye.)
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To: BlazingArizona

36 posted on 08/17/2009 11:34:45 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: pillut48

if they had such a thing they’d be selling it on American late-nite Cable TV and not wasting it on the Gaza Strip


37 posted on 08/17/2009 11:35:17 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: pillut48

Hey Hamas, no offense but I’ve seen some of your women over there and they resemble Tom Selleck in certain aspects, if you know what I mean, so you’d better buy that gum.


38 posted on 08/17/2009 11:38:29 AM PDT by domenad (In all things, in all ways, at all times, let honor guide me.)
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To: pillut48
Most likely Papa Abdul caught his little Fatima getting frisky with one of the 47 boys named Mohammed in the neighborhood. Just as he was getting ready for a good, old-fashioned honor killing she said those magic words that stopped him in is tracks ... "The Jews did this to me!".
39 posted on 08/17/2009 11:41:28 AM PDT by KarlInOhio ("I can run wild for six months ...after that, I have no expectation of success" - Admiral Obama-moto)
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To: Eric in the Ozarks
Where can I get some of that gum ? Does it help with "Erectile Dysfunction"
40 posted on 08/17/2009 11:42:46 AM PDT by jongaltsr (Hope to See ya in Galt's Gulch.)
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To: justlurking

Yep. Added one myself.


41 posted on 08/17/2009 11:48:41 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: pillut48
This is, without a doubt, the most evil and dastardly thing anyone ever invented, at least since Simon Barsinister nearly killed Polly Purebred when he assaulted her with his tickle feather gun. Praise the Lord Underdog arrived in a less-than-lethal-interval, or there is no telling where Polly might have come down.

Is there a warning on the package that if the user stiffens his resolve for more than four hours he should consult his physician or take a look at a picture of Hillary Clinton or rent himself out as a hat rack?

I just don't see how they can counter this weapon without bringing out the big guns. You guessed it! Chastity burkas!

This is macabre! Thos poor guys won't be able to stop themselves and are likely to...well...break their resolve on tose infamous burkas! The only question that remains is who gets to be the keepers of the keys?

42 posted on 08/17/2009 11:50:23 AM PDT by stevem
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To: KarlInOhio

More likely Papa Abdul caught his little Fatima getting raped by 47 boys named Mohammed.


43 posted on 08/17/2009 11:52:12 AM PDT by Pan_Yan (Really?)
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To: pillut48
They should have sent Tropical Fantasy grape soda instead. According to certain “groups” in Brooklyn it does the opposite of what this gum supposedly does. LOL
44 posted on 08/17/2009 11:52:49 AM PDT by JimC214
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To: pillut48

If your grenade launcher fires for more than four hours... check with your physician.


45 posted on 08/17/2009 11:53:42 AM PDT by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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To: cranked

Yes, but the journalist actually gives it credibility. I’m surprised it’s not MSNBC.


46 posted on 08/17/2009 11:54:34 AM PDT by traderrob6
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To: Deb
I always chuckle when I hear that disclaimer on the TV commercials.

I think: if it's lasted four hours, SHE will be calling the doctor/hospital, begging for relief.....

47 posted on 08/17/2009 11:57:14 AM PDT by justlurking (The only remedy for a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with a gun.)
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To: Uncle Miltie; All




48 posted on 08/17/2009 12:05:59 PM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Bobalu

The affair was exposed when a Palestinian filed a complaint that his daughter chewed the aforementioned gum and experienced the dubious side effects.

Probably had sex with her himself then had to kill her
to protect her honor.


49 posted on 08/17/2009 12:08:28 PM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: Dr. Ursus
I think we should all wear name tags,so I could greet earlJam on the street!

I'll be the one on the moving sidewalk going to the pizza parlor where you make your own pie.

50 posted on 08/17/2009 12:14:09 PM PDT by earlJam
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