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To: freespirited

JUST IN ...
Democrats, realizing the success of the President’s “Cash For Clunkers” rebate program, have revamped a major portion of their National Health Care Plan.
President Obama, Speaker Pelosi, and Sen. Reed are expected to make this major announcement at a joint news conference later this week. I have obtained an advanced copy of the proposal which is named....

“CASH FOR CODGERS” and it works like this... Couples wishing to access health care funds in order to pay for the delivery of a child will be required to turn in one old person. The amount the government grants them will be fixed according to a sliding scale. Older and more prescription dependent codgers will garner the highest amounts.

Special “Bonuses” will be paid for those submitting codgers in targeted groups, such as smokers, alcohol drinkers, persons 10 pounds over their government prescribed weight, and any member of the Republican Party.
Smaller bonuses will be given for codgers who consume beef, soda, fried foods, potato chips, lattes, whole milk, dairy products, bacon, Brussel sprouts, or Girl Scout Cookies.

All codgers will be rendered totally useless via toxic injection. This will insure that they are not secretly resold or their body parts harvested to keep other codgers in repair.
Remember you heard it here first...


9 posted on 08/19/2009 11:03:01 AM PDT by B-Cause (It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you have lived.)
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To: B-Cause

16 posted on 08/19/2009 11:30:00 AM PDT by Enterprise (When they come for your guns and ammo, give them the ammo first.)
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To: B-Cause

“CASH FOR CODGERS”
I love it! It’s funny! We all need a little humor.

(libs have no sense of humor and will not like this at all)


21 posted on 08/19/2009 11:49:57 AM PDT by Leftism is Mentally Deranged
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If that wasn’t so darned creepy, it would be funny. . . .


23 posted on 08/19/2009 12:13:30 PM PDT by MissNomer (Proud member of FR's "Final 300")
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