Disgusting, yet funny. It amazes me the folks that claim a behavior is something that they were born with. You are not born with particular behaviors... they are learned.
There are much more natural, God-ordained ways to take care of our physical requirements and none of them consist of putting things where they do not belong (I was a little worried this post would be dangerous).
Not “dangerous” at all! (though the queers will be hissing;)
A nauseating case of forcing square pegs into round holes.
Even a three year old knows that is a mismatch.