Skip to comments.Famous Quotes From the Kennedies
Posted on 08/28/2009 1:24:11 PM PDT by urroner
Bobby Kennedy "Some men see things as they are and say why. I dream things that never were and say why not."
John Kennedy "And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
Ted Kennedy "Hey babe, you come here often."
Hey babe, got any Irish in you? Want some?
My fav Eddie Kennedy quote was “Barack osama Bama, urp...Branack-alam...Bananarama, blama blama BELCH!”
Hey babe, do you know how to swim..
Ted: “Hey Honey. You know what would look good on your floor? My pants”!
“When I returned, Mary Jo and the car were gone...”
JFK: “The torch has been passed to a new generation”
Dead Ted: “The flask has been passed to my nephew.”
“Im going for help Mary Jo, Ill be back in the morning”.
...after a good night’s sleep.
WineHer, DineHer,DickHer & DunkHer (say it fast)
I thought Teddy’s quote was “Everyone should believe something. I believe I will have another drink. Urrp.”
When in 1980, he was asked if he would run for the Presidency, Sen. Kennedy replied: “Erraaghhhhhhhhh! I’ll drive of that bridge when I come to it!”
“I was unfamiliar with the road.”
“When I fully realized what had happened this morning, I immediately contacted the police.”
- Ted Kennedy
Those actual quotes are the saddest of all
The men of my family say, "it's 4:40 on Friday afternoon, let's quit for the day and get a beer!"
Ted to Mary Jo:
We will cross that bridge when we get to it.
And here are some shameful ones:
"Robert Bork's America is a land in which women would be forced into back-alley abortions, blacks would sit at segregated lunch counters, rogue police could break down citizens' doors in midnight raids, schoolchildren could not be taught about evolution, writers and artists would be censored at the whim of government, and the doors of the federal courts would be shut on the fingers of millions of citizens for whom the judiciary is often the only protector of the individual rights that are the heart of our democracy."
"America is a better and freer nation than Robert Bork thinks. Yet in the current delicate balance of the Supreme Court, his rigid ideology will tip the scales of justice against the kind of country America is and ought to be."
"The damage that President Reagan will do through this nomination, if it is not rejected by the Senate, could live on far beyond the end of his presidential term. President Reagan is still our President. But he should not be able to reach out from the muck of Irangate, reach into the muck of Watergate, and impose his reactionary vision of the Constitution on the Supreme Court and on the next generation of Americans. NO justice would be better than this 'INjustice.'"
good ol teddy sure knew how to reach across the aisle.
Ted Kennedy “..erah....erah.....erah....”
John Kennedy “And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what the ruling families can do for you; ask what you can do for the ruling families.”
Holy crap !!
I needed to make 6 or 7 dives down to the Oldsmobile, to get Mary Jo’s panties back on.
Get your damn hand off my wallet, you rich fat bass-turd.... and good riddance!
“I forgot something. Oh, the girl, I left her in the car! Where are my pants?”
From another FR thread:
“I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy”
...another hypocrisy-laden Teddyism, shouted out upon the floor of the Senate during the watergate fiasco, a short four years after allowing Mary Jo Kopechne to die like a bilge rat in his submerged Olds 88:
“Do we operate under a system of equal justice under law? Or is there one system for the average citizen and another for the high and mighty?”