Laguna Beach Men Arrested After Sex on Lawn

OCRegister.com ^ | 8-31-09 | Orange County Register

[OCAngel]

Men accused of having sex on stranger's lawn They are accused of lewd conduct near the beach. LAGUNA BEACH Police arrested two men today on suspicion of having sex on a stranger's lawn. The incident occurred in broad daylight, police said, in the 1000 block of Gaviota Drive, which is a neighborhood of multi-million-dollar homes near Thalia Street Beach, on the ocean side of Coast Highway. Police Sgt. George Ramos said the home's owner called police at 12:57 p.m. to report that the men had just finished having sex and had walked off. "We were able to locate them within 10 minutes, and the homeowner identified them," Ramos said. The pair were homeless men who live in Laguna Beach, he said. They were booked into the Laguna Beach Jail and charged with lewd conduct in public.

[OCAngel]

ONE MORE REASON WHY I HATE LAGUNA BEACH! (Besides Laguna Beach being a Sanctuary City for illegal aliens)

[ari-freedom]

and now for something completely different:

[ari-freedom]

“Police arrested two men today on suspicion of having sex on a stranger’s lawn. “

i’d burn the grass and pour concrete over it.

[Dumpster Baby]

arrested two men today on suspicion of having sex on a stranger's lawn

Since when is planting crab grass a crime?

;^)

[RAO1125]

Kinda gives new meaning to “Fertilizing the topsoil” huh?

[Charlespg]

WHO IS THAT !!

[ErnstStavroBlofeld]

That is disgusting.

[ari-freedom]

why, that’s carrie prejean :)

[plinyelder]

Carrie Prejean .. I Think.

[ErnstStavroBlofeld]

[dr_lew]

Gosh. This is just like a COPS episode I saw once, where the officers caught two men in the same circumstances after responding to the complaint of an apartment resident. ( Except this was at night. )

One guy denied anything was happening, but the other fessed up. It was sometime after seeing this that I happened to peruse “THE JOYS OF GAY SEX” ( such as they are! ) in the bookstore and recognized that these two were what the book called “F*** buddies”. This was from the candid admission of the party mentioned. He said that they had done this before but only when they happened to meet up in a bar, exactly as specified in the book.

[ari-freedom]

“It was sometime after seeing this that I happened to peruse...”

shhh your secret stays with this thread...

[Westlander]

A new meaning of ‘lawn aeration’.

[ari-freedom]

she does look familiar...

[Slings and Arrows]

There’s a lawn dart joke in here somewhere, but...

[Global2010]

Well if the two men would have gone up to San Fran to the Street Party Sex Orgy they have twice a year they could have fit right in.

Drink beer, get urinated on, watch other men orally copulate, get a whippin and probably find free room and food for a few nights.

And All in public with the SF police dept turning a blind eye.

[libh8er]

Artist's rendition of one of the men based on eye witness testimony.

[Peter Horry]

[Red in Blue PA]

THey were probably just doing something they saw on MTV!

[BillyBonebrake]

Laguna Beach, you get all the homeless queer trollers you deserve.

[TSgt]

I enjoy having thex on grath that is thith high.

[fieldmarshaldj]

"It's in the hole !"

[NoDRodee]

what happened to the girls, why were only the men arrested?

[fieldmarshaldj]

Um, unless I misread it, there WERE no females involved.

[Slings and Arrows]

Ain't blue state life wunnerful?

[JRios1968]

On behalf of every heterosexual male in the world, thank you for the mind bleach.

[BJClinton]

No grand jury in Texas would indict me if I shot them on my lawn.

[oldteen]

...to report that the men had just finished having sex and had walked off...

Why didn’t they report it WHILE it was happening?

[bjorn14]

Wonder if they were 2 ELCA pastors.

[A. Patriot]

Those cops are obviously persecuting entitled members of a minority group exercising their Constitutional Rights on the front lawn of that house. /sarcasm & disgust

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Personally, I'd have snuck to my garage and turned on the automatic sprinklers. And then (after I stopped laughing) called the cops.

[GQuagmire]

F*** buddies isn’t exclusive to the gay community. A buddy of mine has had a few of these with the female persuation, the dog...

[Eaker]

Y’all need bail money?

[Crapgame]

actually I’d hire someone else to burn the grass and pour the concrete...

[humblegunner]

Y’all need bail money?

Nah, we like it in jail.

Dial-up sucks, though. But they got CABLE TV here!

[Cyber Liberty]

My wife, who was living in Laguna Beach when I met her, tells me the Beach is where they separate the men from the boys...with a crowbar. Safest beach in the world if you’re a woman. We drop by there every time we visit relatives in OC.

[KYGrandma]

You know, I used to love Laguna Beach. The artists and the shops were great, and the neat little restaurants. But the last time I was there a few years ago, it was a seedy little town. Have quit going there. Sad.

[aruanan]

Laguna Beach Men Arrested After Sex on Lawn

Sod-omy?

[Squantos]

Ya’ll have anything for chiggers ?

[ArrogantBustard]

I used to be a “scanner junkie” ... this sort of thing happens more often than one would like to think.

[Allegra]

Ya’ll have anything for chiggers ?

You sure you weren't just on a red ant hill?

Do they have red ants in Laguna Beach?

[Squantos]

Laguna ? I thought gunner an eeeeek were ate up.

........:o)

[Billthedrill]

One word: rock salt. Two words.

[rabidralph]

LOL!

[rabidralph]

Then they’d have to take the camera with them to get the phone and miss most of the action.

[nufsed]

We have a winner!

[Chode]

where's the friendly neighborhood Pitbull when they need him???

[ApplegateRanch]

Police Sgt. George Ramos said the home's owner called police at 12:57 p.m. to report that the men had just finished having sex and had walked off.

So, the voyeur home owner watched until they finished, THEN called the police?

Did he decide to call because he was disatified with their performance?

Wonder if he was too busy videoing it to call sooner?