Trainer spills secrets of Michelle Obama's arms (barf)

AP ^ | 09/07/09 | DARLENE SUPERVILLE (AP)

[TornadoAlley3]

WASHINGTON — At last, the secret to first lady Michelle Obama's sculpted arms? Tricep pushdowns and hammer curls.

[dandiegirl]

I don’t think her arms are feminine at all. I tell the people I work out with that I do not want arms like a man.

[dragonblustar]

The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly.

[FlingWingFlyer]

This is funny. I’ve never noticed Michelle Obama’s arms. Probably because I have a life and a job!

[ottbmare]

Did he have any explanation for why he had completely failed to reduce the size of the First Lady’s thighs and backside? At our age it’s relatively easy to get one’s arms in shape, less so to get rid of a big caboose, especially when it’s hard to go out jogging in public.

[Berlin_Freeper]

WASHINGTON — At last, the secret to first lady Michelle Obama’s sculpted arms? Sex change operation.

[oldskuulconserv]

this is news now?

[kromike]

The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly.

No kidding. She's got as many assistants as the jOker has Czars and there's no one around to tell her to lay off the chocolate twinkies, oreos, cupcakes, and ho-hos (subtle racial puns IN-tended).

[BunnySlippers]

Her long time trainer. Did the taxpayers pay to move that person to DC to keep training Michelle?

[nascarnation]

Obama is again on the cover of Men's Health, while his wife graces the cover of Children's Health.

the cult of personality continues......

[FormerACLUmember]

Michelle's beauty secrets: hot walks, daily brushing, and plenty of oats:

[dandiegirl]

She and her husband don’t work. She just gives orders and sits around and eats lobster, kobe beef and plans what chef they are going to fly in for dinner. She is also busy deciding which Chicago thugs that she wants to take on her next freebie trip around the world and what ugly clothes she’s going to wear. The BO’s are such losers.

[Cheetahcat]

If you are lazy with bad eating habits all the trainers in the world will not help.

[tet68]

I figured it was from watching too many Popeye cartoons.

[TornadoAlley3]

[alice_in_bubbaland]

LOL! And huge thighs!

[TornadoAlley3]

AP ignores Van Jones and other czars, gives us Shelly's arms.

[ROCKLOBSTER]

The trainer sure forgot about her big ass and sagging belly.

Well no, the "sculpted arms" are supposed to take our attention off her big ass and sagging belly. Of course it didn't work.

[Berlin_Freeper]

If the physical features (such as facial hair, ripped muscles, masculine demeanour) of a female places doubt as to her sex, a sex test or gender verification test can be done to authenticate the sex. The question, why not just a physical, strip test to check the genitals? The answer is gender verification test is necessary because 'gender' goes beyond genitals with hormones playing a huge role in defining sex.

[dragonblustar]

And Sir Mixalot’s song, “ I like big butts”, is being played in the back ground.

[Zakeet]

Aunt Esther isn't too bad in the limbs department, but she could use some serious help with her abundant caboose

[Berlin_Freeper]

I always figured Barack and Michelle met at the sex change clinic.

[LA Woman3]

We are back to the “Michelle’s great arms” stories? She sure has been covering them up lately.

[Iron Munro]

Enough with the arms, already!

[Albion Wilde]

Triceps push-downs

Hammer curls

[Albion Wilde]

Ping!

[matt1234]

[weepnomore]

Either she is rarely photographed from this angle or for obvious reasons the pics aren’t being released. This one is a classic !

[SouthernmostFreeper]

[SouthernmostFreeper]

[jmax]

Darwin always thought that the future would prove him right.

[erman]

yawn.. it goes in this section of the funny papers

here's the fashion section

here's the sports section

Here's outdoor sports/animal interests

On the Town sections

the "Our Town" section of photos that are spontaneous from locals

and of course the Beauty and Fitness section

[wideminded]

she could use some serious help with her abundant caboose

What kind of help? Some women are just shaped that way no matter how much they work out. There are lots of men who find this attractive. Enough so that a woman with this "condition" shouldn't spend a minute worrying about it.

[erman]

ok... now THAT made me spew on my monitor... what program did you use.... I mean besides hammer curls and tricep pushes?

[Palladin]

I've seen better legs on pianos.

[matt1234]

I didn’t create it. I just found it on the net.

[Son House]

Trainer spills secrets of Michelle Obama’s

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Bernadine Dohrn, Weather Underground Felon who could get a law degree, but could work at a law school corrupting minds, where Ms Obama attended? That ‘trainer’?

[Son House]

Bernadine Dohrn, Weather Underground Felon who could couldn't get a law degree

[youngidiot]

She is not a good looking woman. Her face is very unfortunate.

[Chode]

[Red in Blue PA]

Sculpted arms on MO?

Are we in North Korea where up is down and black is white?

[sissyjane]

Testosterone?

[Eagle Eye]

Her arms are those huge things dangling from her bulging deltoids.

Romanowski would be proud.

[chiefqc]

ROTFLMAO

That comment just made my day, beautiful.

[Richard Kimball]

Don't forget her fashion sensibilities.

[lonestar]

She should work on her posture and posterior.

[Palladin]

“unfortunate”

You are too kind.

[MaxMax]