Angry at traffic fine, man blocks toilet and floods court bathroom

The Morning Call ^ | 9/24/2009 | Manuel Gamiz Jr.

[Red in Blue PA]

A man upset with a guilty ruling in a Bucks County traffic case this week filed a different, messier type of appeal: he stuffed a toilet with paper, flooding the district court's bathroom, according to state police at Dublin. Everett Jackson, 26, of Philadelphia, was in the Nockamixon Township courtroom of District Judge M. Kay Dubree on Monday where he was found guilty of disregarding traffic control devices and ordered to pay more than $200. Upset, Jackson went into the men's bathroom, stuffed a toilet with a roll of toilet paper and paper towels and then left the courtroom, police said. The toilet overflowed. Police will be charging Jackson with institutional vandalism.

[Dallas59]

Lol...

[Doogle]

*SMILES*

[Viking2002]

OK, this sounds like something I would do.

But if the crapper had a tank on back, I'd have lifted the lid and taken an 'upper decker' first.

[shooter223]

Is this the toilet in question?

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Happens at my store every d@mn day. I have no idea what customers are mad about, but it really makes you wonder, “What the HELL are these people EATING?”

[umgud]

Son, you is in deep crap.

[wastedyears]

Win

[smokingfrog]

0bama voter?

[The Magical Mischief Tour]

[briarbey b]

This cracked me up...thanks, not much to laugh about these days..but you do gotta wonder..”WHAT are these people EATING??”

[driftdiver]

that looks like a target

[Red in Blue PA]

[wastedyears]

LOL awesome

[Red in Blue PA]

Apparently, they will need to add another box!

[Diana in Wisconsin]

:)

[Responsibility2nd]

Source:

The Morning Call

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I’d say they better make it the AFTERNOON Call.

[Raven6]

I had a college room mate that once took it a step further... I guess it was meant to happen, because he was arrested for public intoxication shortly after having read Tom Robbin's Still Life with Woodpecker. (That book isn't exactly the Anarchist Cookbook, but it does have some interesting recipes.) Once in lock-up he stuffed the toilet so that it wouldn't flush, and then requested that they come unstop his toilet with some Drano. They obliged, not having known that he had (prior to creating the stoppage) already flushed several large balls of aluminum foil that he had kept from the meals that were being served. While I understand the chemical reaction and what would have happened in a sealed container, I can't explain exactly what happened - I wouldn't have thought that the sewer system would have contained the pressure... But he succeeded in blowing a large hole in the wall. The hole caused a flood of sewage on the entire cell block, and caused major disruption. I've been trying to figure out the physics on that one for years.

Regards,
Raven6

BTW... He wasn't my roommate any more after that incident. He was out of school for a year. They couldn't pin the "manufacturing an explosive device on him, because at no time did he ever possess any Drano. The reaction was caused by a chemical reaction, but he had only provided a stopped up toilet...

[socialismislost]

Easier to just pick off the traffic cameras. But this guy ftw.

[Red in Blue PA]

Found a pic of Obama's toilet!

[Responsibility2nd]

Don’t know why I wanna know.

But I do.

I see the guy fishng in the toilet. But what is the last guy doing? Bottom lower right?

Freep mail me if ya gotta.

lolol.

[NonValueAdded]

Dear Everett Jackson, please look up Pyrrhic victory and get back to us.

[NonValueAdded]

Hillary, bound and determined to use the urinal.

[HighlyOpinionated]

A Liberal, right?

If you’re angry at someone because you’ve been caught doing something illegal, destroy that someone or make life hard for that someone and all will be well.

Defies Logic, must be a Liberal.

[Slings and Arrows]

Now THAT'S contempt of court!

[Red in Blue PA]

LOL! Looks like he’s trying to mount the thing!

[MCH]

Guess the guy took the expression “you’re in some deep crap now” a bit too literally.

[GnuHere]

Does he look like either of the “Wet Bandits” from Home Alone?

[Red in Blue PA]

Okay, gross hypothetical.

If the guy had really gone instead of just filling the toilet with toilet paper, could he still have been charged with vandalism????

[Venturer]

He is either cockingn his leg to pee like a dog or trying to pee on the baby changing table.

[Larry Lucido]

District Judge M. Kay Dubree

Who was often heard to say, "Drugs are bad, M. Kay?"

[ktscarlett66]

How childish. Things don’t go your way so you have a little temper tantrum and destroy taxpayer’s property. My 10 year old nephew behaves better than that.

[lmr]

Someone set up us ‘the bomb’

All your crapper are belong to us.

[ansel12]

The vandalism must have been the stoppage plus rigging the toilet to keep running.

[Bigg Red]

Sounds like a typical Philthadelphian.

[Bigg Red]

charming...

[Raven6]

"Someone set up us ‘the bomb’"

HA! I haven't seen that on here in years... Back then, you couldn't find a thread anywhere on FR without 'the bomb' or 'AYBABTU!' somewhere in it.

Raven6 :-)

[Slings and Arrows]

“Baliff, clean up that courtroom! It’s full of Dubree.”

[Slings and Arrows]

WHAT YOU SAY?!

[NightOfTheLivingDems]

Police will be charging Jackson with institutional vandalism.

Thus closing the lid on the case.

When I was in junior high school we had a guy who was the grand wizard of bathroom vandalism. He'd take a length of tissue and place it in the bowl then tap-dance the flush handle like Fred Astaire until the entire roll spun off at about 500 rpm and disappeared down the tubes.

His next stunt was to stand on a sink and jump up and down until he and the sink crashed to the floor, the broken water connections spraying the room.

He then advanced to depth charges, sending M-80's down the third-floor plumbing with waterproof fuses sputtering. Geysers erupted on the third, pipe ruptures crippled the second, first and basement. All within a week until he was expelled.

He later turned up in my high school and promptly ripped the pay phones off the wall of the lobby, repeatedly rammed a donated car with dogged determination against the outside brick wall of the industrial arts class, was arrested for using a Thompson machine gun to cut down trees, and planted homemade bombs on power line towers, exploding late at night but not bringing them down.

[Raven6]

And then he went on to enlist in the Marine Corp, later becoming part of Force Recon Atlantic...

Raven6
:-)

[dragnet2]

How childish. Things don’t go your way so you have a little temper tantrum and destroy taxpayer’s property. My 10 year old nephew behaves better than that

Tax payers propety? Is that a joke?

People in courts are treated like the enemy by the government employee tax parasites that work in courts...Bullet proof glass, CCTV cameras, you get sniffed, scopped, x-rayed and searched just walking into a court, as the tax payers are treated like enemy prisoners.

Look at the courts nowadays....They've got more cash registers than a super Walmart, all supporting lottery style government salaries and government retirement pensions.

Tax payers property? Thanks for the laugh..

[ktscarlett66]

My taxes go for the upkeep of those buildings. I’ve been in the local courthouse very recently, it was less hassle than walking through the airport. I went under a metal detector and then on my way into the office I needed to go to. I still think it was childish, even if he was frustrated and mad about the ticket. I wouldn’t support my teenage son if he’d done something like that after speeding and being ticketed.

[a fool in paradise]

The more common prank is to leave a floater or to c*ap in the water tank. They’ll smell it but never find it.

[a fool in paradise]

You pay your taxes every time you are cited with another revenue ticket.

And the fees are going up and up. And like a phone bill, they will tack on things like “court costs” even if you do not go to court and instead apply to take defensive driving.

Yes. It is about the salaries. Lawyers give a lot of money to campaigns and it keeps their practices busy too.

[a fool in paradise]

Sounds like you went to junior high with one of the Weather Underground.

[dragnet2]

My taxes go for the upkeep of those buildings.

Ya mean to pay to government unions that support these government over paid janitors?

My taxes go for the upkeep of those buildings.

Your taxes are being used to support the bloated salaries and opulent government retire pensions of judges, government lawyers, interpreters for illegal aliens, over paid court reporter and for tens of thousands of government employees to operate the cash registers at these courts.

[Titan Magroyne]

Two questions:

Why? and;

What's he doing these days?