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That’s weird. You must be kidding. So you caught me. You are right. I own no guns and in fact, never shot one.

Too Scary. Loud noises you know. Guns are are dangerous and I don’t think anyone should have them.

They are assault weapons and designed to do one thing, kill people.

Honestly, why would you own a tool of violence? You should be able to talk your way out of violence. If not, call a policeman. They are the only ones who should have a weapon that visits so much violence on humans.

A piece of paper could really inflict serious damage to the human body and in the right hands, well, who knows. A thousand paper cuts could result in so much damage that no one would ever consider challenging you.

Seriously, your intellect is as hollow as an empty pickle barrel. If you pound it hard enough it cause some real damage to a persons ear drum.

The only thing that surprises you in the least is your abilty to shoot your mouth off with out csusing serious damange to yourself.

Anyway, your right, I don’t have any guns anymore. I was fishing last year and decided to clean my collection.

Sadly, a huge wave washed over the boat and my guns were thrown to Davy Jones Locker.

Now, I lie awake at night, in wistful prayer that the whole event never happened.

As far as being a coward, you are so perceptive and I shudder with shame, as my stories are mere imagination of competence, ability and shame that I am less than capable of performing the simplest task of shaving without cutting myself and damning the razor companies for making such a dangerous and freely available weapon of self destruction.

I will pray for courage, though it will likely never come.

Thank you for keeping me real and honest.