Chinese dwarves set up their own village

Metro.co.uk ^ | September 29, 2009 | staff

[Brugmansian]

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.

[Brugmansian]

I will get seriously creeped out if they show up on You Tube chanting “Mmm, mmm, mm! Barack Hussein Obama . He said normal, tall or short, all are equal in his sight. Mmm, mmm, mm!

[Slings and Arrows]

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - ...

"...and NO ELVES!"

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[Slings and Arrows]

They NEVER have to chase down criminals, they just slap the cuffs on when the criminals are rolling on the ground laughing.

I found a documentary about their police department.

[Grizzled Bear]

I used to date a dwarf. I was nuts over her...

My brother once dated a pygmie. No one in the family liked her. She was always sticking her nose in everybody's business...

[mikrofon]

Confucius say- "Getting hundred dwarfs in one place very tall order..."

[GeronL]

A Chinese fire drill? Do I have to google it?

Come on, a town of dwarves, who isn’t going to have the land of Oz cross their minds?

[a fool in paradise]

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - ...

Segregation in the modern age.

[a fool in paradise]

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3ins tall - and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Asia is good at making things smaller and more efficient.

[a fool in paradise]

Okay their own police force and fire brigade.... that is just going to bring up the image of the Munchkin Men..

Wire service photo of the sheriff and mayor.

[a fool in paradise]

Do you reckon anyone in the village would notice a 6 foot guy walking around?

[a fool in paradise]

Tommy Dasshole resembles that remark:

[a fool in paradise]

They made a movie about this:

[a fool in paradise]

or maybe

[wardaddy]

dwarves set up their own village

a toss rich environment.....

[a fool in paradise]

aw darn it.. i saw mushroom houses and thought they were going 'smurf'. that would be worth money to go see.

You like blue midgets?

[a fool in paradise]

They coulda opened a candy factory.

[a fool in paradise]

That’s one thing Michael Jackson never had in Neverland. A dwarf village. He’d cry if you told him he missed out.

[a fool in paradise]

The police in tiny town will cuff a suspect’s ankles together.

[MrB]

No, the leftist solution would be to cut the legs off the tall people.

[ConservativeMan55]

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