Here I was reading along waiting for all those pearls of wisdom you generally dish out, and what to my surprise do I see but the words...
Monica Lewinsky...ROTFLOL!
You are the best "boss" any subordinate could ever have! ;*)
Alright, with that I must get to work!
No question, she's a marked improvement over 0dung0's linebacker of a wife! I really am trying to do him a favor and I'm sure that a battalion of SS can restrain her and give him the required presidential protection.
Mr. Pres_nt, I present you with the most experienced aid who doesn't have AIDS, equipped to serve (maybe, service?) you with a "mouth-watering" figure that puts Aphrodite to shame and you'll be able to eat (nah, you have a dirty mind) off the floor under your desk.
The only problem is that Monica will find out, real quick, about the queer story of the rumored bridge in your pants.
Good luck, Mr. President and God Save the Queen!
Gee, Mr. President, I almost forgot your battle cry:
DEATH TO AMERICA!!