Letterman: I faced extortion over sexual affairs

CNN.com ^ | Thursday, October 1, 2009 | Staff

[canuck_conservative]

David Letterman told his audience Thursday that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff, according to a press release from Worldwide Pants Inc. David Letterman admitted to having sexual relationships with female staff members, according to a company statement.

[canuck_conservative]

Protect his family?

If he was so interested in doing that, why was he cheating on his wife?

[Winstons Julia]

Like we needed confirmation that the man is a breathing turd.

[glock rocks]

It’s okay to hump the help if you’re a liberal. Ask B. J. Clinton.

[aculeus]

Will the other talk show guys now start telling Letterman jokes?

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

Regina, his wife, probably got her cut from the extortion money

[JRandomFreeper]

Good question. But if one does slip and sin, coming clean about it and handing the blackmailers to the cops is the best solution to a bad situation. He obviously remembers the adage "It's the coverup that gets you".

/johnny

[DC Ripper]

This is the same guy who made jokes about Sarah Palin looking like a slutty stewardess, and her daughter getting “knocked up by Alex Rodriguez.

What a loser. Hope this finally sinks him.

[Libloather]

David Letterman told his audience Thursday that he is the victim of an alleged extortion attempt and admitted to having sexual relations with several members of his staff

Now, THAT'S funny!

[Bobkk47]

Other than his wife, why would anyone care about Letterman’s sexual escapades? I don’t get it.

[GnL]

Did his audience cheer for him when he admitted his infidelity? What a scumbag.

[omega4179]

Its all forgiven if he is a libtard. The staffers where probably Male anyway.

[CharlesWayneCT]

Doesn’t sound very funny.

[JudyinCanada]

It’s ok to raperape a 13 year old if you’re a lib. Ask Whoopi et al.

[Shermy]

“Will the other talk show guys now start telling Letterman jokes?”

The ones themselves innocent will.

Let’s keep a tally!

I think Leno’s clean. His mistresses are his vehicles.

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

He’ll get a pass. After all....it wasn’t’ ‘sex-sex’.

[Dr. Scarpetta]

Letterman has nerve to constantly criticize Sarah Palin when he is a total low-life. I hope one of those women comes forward and sues him for sexual harassment.

[hercuroc]

If he was so interested in doing that, why was he cheating on his wife?

This is probably why...

[Lou Budvis]

Did Larry Sinclair work for his show?

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I hope Sarah Palin rips him publicly, but she is far too classy to do so.

Still, Todd should kick his pathetic ass.

[denydenydeny]

Unsurprising that Dave’s been tending more and more Democrat the last few years.

Being a big public Republican-hating liberal cushions you from criticism when you’re using your staff as your own personal harem.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

This has to be a joke.

Who would have sex with David Letterman?

[Mamzelle]

Dirty Old Letterman.

[Lizavetta]

I wouldn't do him even if he had a paperback over his head. What a revolting individual.

[GeronL]

He cares so much about his family he slept around like a rented blanket

[Winstons Julia]

Yep.

Staff....interns....not like it could be considered casting room couch or sexual harassment or anything....

[Dr. Scarpetta]

David Letterman and family...

[Jet Jaguar]

Bill Clinton, Mark Sanford, John Edwards, and Barry Odingo could learn a thing from him.

[TChris]

Worldwide Pants Inc.

Indeed.

[Albion Wilde]

Eeeeeww. Do not even want to imagine it.

[Frantzie]

Letterman is a POS. Probably with Paul Schafer.

[Frantzie]

Letterman is a POS. Probably with Paul Schafer.

[tioga]

I find this shocking.......I thought he was gay.

[smokingfrog]

[texaschick]

What I hate about this is that people will feel sorry for him and he will remain on tv.

There must be a Top Ten list we can come up with for this.

[pissant]

Was he having phone sex with a vibrator ala Bill O’Reilly?

[Orange1998]

Brings up the question who was the staff.

[Vicki]

Power and money, that’s what came to mind when I heard this story. Only explanation of why some women would want to have sex with this guy. Repulsive!

[roses of sharon]

Sarah just heard about Dave!

[MissDairyGoodnessVT]

ditto

[Proud_USA_Republican]

I'm sure monetary favors & job promotions was part of the deal for the female staffers.

Who the hell would sleep with that vile scumbag unless there was money or a promotion involved?

Oh, and I can't wait to see the NY Post frontpage tomorrow.

[Uncle Miltie]

EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............

With that lizard?

[tioga]

I’d bet on Paul.....or the cue card guy.

[tioga]

ROTFLMAO!!!

good one.

[BookmanTheJanitor]

Who would have sex with David Letterman?

Biff Henderson & A-Rod?

[Covenantor]

What? He married a hockey goalie?

[ncfool]

He’s a Demon-crat so he is a victim.

[Rodney Dangerfield]

Letterman will play the victim role, probably blaming a “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy” which will gain sympathy of lefty’s everywhere.

Yeah, I hope he gets sued for sex harassment.

F him. Couldn’t happen to a bigger jerk.

[steelyourfaith]

As a man, Dave's a clown.
As a clown, Dave is neither funny nor entertaining.

[Rational Thought]

Now...That’s Funny!!!

[Dr. Scarpetta]

I’m hoping for a lawsuit out of this. This miserable, nasty guy has been degrading conservatives for years.

He probably forced women to have sex so they could keep their jobs. That’s probably the kind of guy he is.