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Some D@mn Fine Obama Jokes...
October 5, 2009
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Posted on 10/05/2009 5:47:26 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
- Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes?
A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
- Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment?
A: It stands between him and the First.
- Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
- Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama?
A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
- Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
- Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One’s full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
- Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer?
A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
- Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama?
A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM’s new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. Would...25 to life be appropriate
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Government; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 111th; bho; bho44; chat; congress; democrats; humor; jokes; messiah; obama; obamariddles; thegodwhobleeds; unsourcedemail; vanity; villageidiot
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My thnaks to Don. G. of Murrieta who sent these to me.
To: potlatch; ntnychik; Smartass; Boazo; Alamo-Girl; PhilDragoo; The Spirit Of Allegiance; JLO; ...
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:51:02 PM PDT
by
bitt
(“You can’t make a weak man strong by making a strong man weak.” (Abraham Lincoln))
To: DogByte6RER
My thnaks for another vanity post....
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:52:07 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(These are the times that try men's souls.)
To: DogByte6RER
Pretty funny, hey, Barry?
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:52:12 PM PDT
by
mlizzy
("It is impossible to walk rapidly and be unhappy" --Mother Teresa of Calcutta.)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:52:47 PM PDT
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:53:45 PM PDT
by
lmr
(God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
To: bitt
Lol, thanks bitt. Gave me a laugh!
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:54:30 PM PDT
by
potlatch
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To: DogByte6RER
Thanks for the laugh — emailing them to everyone I know.
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:55:34 PM PDT
by
Jet Jaguar
(A mob of one.)
To: DogByte6RER
Here's one I made up myself, so be kind fellow Freepers. I'm a bleeder.
Q: Do you know why Obama flew to Copenhagen?
A: Because he decided it was too far to walk.
Ka-ching
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:58:23 PM PDT
by
Robwin
To: GSP.FAN
Hey, buddy... Be on the look out for those posting police, ya don't want to mess with 'em...
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posted on
10/05/2009 5:58:26 PM PDT
by
lmr
(God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
To: DogByte6RER
Hilarious...thanks for making me laugh.
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posted on
10/05/2009 6:02:52 PM PDT
by
IMissPresidentReagan
(Being brainwashed or mentally deranged is the only way anyone could think BHO is good for USA)
To: DogByte6RER
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posted on
10/05/2009 6:03:07 PM PDT
by
Batman11
(Obama will dispatch skittle $hitting unicorns around the world to bring peace and prosperity to all!)
To: DogByte6RER
- Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America!!
Indeed!
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posted on
10/05/2009 6:05:21 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Obama's Blackberry, who's on the other end?)
To: GSP.FAN
My thnaks for another vanity post....Yer wcelome
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posted on
10/05/2009 6:07:11 PM PDT
by
Las Vegas Ron
(Obama's Blackberry, who's on the other end?)
To: mlizzy
Man, she is one big ugly woman. Did she play linebacker in college?
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To: DogByte6RER
The Greta one was hysterical
To: lmr
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posted on
10/05/2009 6:14:24 PM PDT
by
GSP.FAN
(These are the times that try men's souls.)
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