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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
Free Republic ^ | Oct 8 2009 | By Lazamataz

Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz

I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.

The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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1 posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: silverleaf
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... like pinging Lazamataz to a thread he wrote.
2 posted on 10/09/2009 6:37:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

... awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to Yessir Arabfart.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 6:38:40 AM PDT by Westbrook (Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding a traitor the Congressional Medal of Honor.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 6:38:46 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... putting lipstick on a pig

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Rape-Rape...

5 posted on 10/09/2009 6:38:58 AM PDT by NMEwithin
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To: Lazamataz

is like giving it to Arafat when he was just signing up for terrorist training camp.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:20 AM PDT by GeronL
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... voting for him in the first place.


7 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:21 AM PDT by Genoa (Luke 12:2)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Giving a Grammy to someone for singing happy birthday.

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Giving an Oscar to someone who went to see a movie.
8 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:25 AM PDT by GonzoGOP (There are millions of paranoid people in the world, and they are all out to get me.)
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To: Lazamataz
"...ing for virginity."

There *IS* an Ignoble Prize Ceremony at Harvard every year.

Cheers!

9 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:28 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
awarding Owl Gore a prize for his fraud in weather.....


10 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:34 AM PDT by mountainlion (concerned conservative.)
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To: Lazamataz

This is the same political correct crap instituted by the nanny state that no child should feel left out. So Obama’s pals gave him an award for “trying”.


The Headteacher Who Rescued Her School By NOT Giving Prizes to Everyone

By GRAHAM GRANT

A HEADTEACHER has turned round her failing primary school by reintroducing traditional prize-giving ceremonies.

Maureen Denningberg has also improved the behaviour of pupils by bringing in a ‘zero tolerance’ discipline crackdown.

Her policies fly in the face of those put forward in recent years by politically correct education experts and council bosses who claim that encouraging competition between children is wrong.

This has led to the widespread demise of traditional award ceremonies and even sports tournaments at state schools.

But Mrs Denningberg believes that children must learn they will only be rewarded if they work hard. Now her achievements at Dalry Primary in Ayrshire have been recognised by Audit Scotland, the public sector watchdog, in an official report that praised her as an example of a good leader.

Yesterday, the 54-year-old head, who took over the 360-pupil school in June 2003, said: ‘Our prize-givings celebrate children’s academic achievements as well as their successes in other areas like swimming and cycling.
“It seems wrong to me that all children should get awards or certificates to make sure no one feels left out.

‘That is wrong because it takes away from the feeling of achievement and pride that children and their parents have at award ceremonies.’”

http://www.redorbit.com/news/education/312907/the_headteacher_who_rescued_her_school_by_not_giving_prizes/index.html#


11 posted on 10/09/2009 6:39:56 AM PDT by KeyLargo
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To: NMEwithin
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... getting a box of these
12 posted on 10/09/2009 6:40:12 AM PDT by NCC-1701 (ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Awarding Al Gore, uhhh, Jimmuh Carter, uhhh, Yashar Arafat, uhhh, nevermind.


13 posted on 10/09/2009 6:40:22 AM PDT by CPOSharky (Maybe nuclear winter would cure global warming.)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding the prize to the “Biggest Loser” on the season premier show.


14 posted on 10/09/2009 6:40:26 AM PDT by jennyjenny
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..............wtf?


15 posted on 10/09/2009 6:40:37 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE Is like awarding it to a terrorist like Arafat.
16 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:07 AM PDT by stockpirate ("And if my thought-dreams could be seen. They'd probably put my head in a guillotine" Dylan)
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To: NMEwithin
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Rape-Rape...

Funniest one yet!

17 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

Rodney King deserves one, if the same logic were applied.


18 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:19 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....

awarding an Olympic Gold Medal in Swimming to the Pool Boy.

19 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:22 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: Psycho_Bunny
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..............wtf?

Second runner up so far!

20 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE:
awarding the Detroit Lions the Lombardi Trophy after the first game of the season.
21 posted on 10/09/2009 6:41:53 AM PDT by dblshot
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....awarding the Office of the Presidency of the United States to a Kenyan born usurper.
22 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:09 AM PDT by Dewey Revoltnow (People don't respect that which they don't earn.)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding the national championship to Notre Dame.


23 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:17 AM PDT by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............getting all wee-wee-d up.

I nearly wee-d when I heard it.


24 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:19 AM PDT by netmilsmom (Psalm 109:8 - Let his days be few; and let another take his office)
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To: Lazamataz

bttt


25 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:23 AM PDT by maine-iac7 ("He has the right to criticize who has the heart to help" LINCOLN)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s like the book

“Macs for Dummies”

redundant.


26 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:32 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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To: netmilsmom
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............getting all wee-wee-d up.

OUTSTANDING ENTRY!

27 posted on 10/09/2009 6:42:57 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: NMEwithin

and roasting said pig for ramadan dinner


28 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:05 AM PDT by wayne_b24 (every day in the Light is a good day ... John 8:12 & 14:6; Psalm 119:105; Joshua 24:15)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... giving a Posthumous Medal of Honor to Mohammed Atta


29 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:08 AM PDT by Erik Latranyi (Too many conservatives urge retreat when the war of politics doesn't go their way.)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
30 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:15 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Lazamataz

Awarding a Grammy to Milli Vanilli


31 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:32 AM PDT by bobsatwork
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To: dblshot

Perfect. The awarders of the prize are all Communists. It is now awarded to the most Anti-American possible.


32 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:34 AM PDT by screaminsunshine (!!)
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To: netmilsmom

ROFL!


33 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:41 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA (If guns cause crime, then all of mine are defective!)
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To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding it to an abject Communist ruler, like Mikhail Gorbachev, or awarding it to the 2nd worst President in American history, Jimmy Carter.
34 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:45 AM PDT by Jeff Head (Freedom is not free...never has been, never will be. (www.dragonsfuryseries.com))
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............

Giving the “Father of the year” award to John Edwards


35 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:52 AM PDT by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Awarding Katrina Looter Dude the Prize for Economics


36 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:56 AM PDT by delphirogatio (Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil; Who put darkness for light, and light for darkness)
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To: dblshot
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE: awarding the Detroit Lions the Lombardi Trophy after the first game of the season.

I like this one, except I would say the Kansas City Chiefs, since the Lions at least have a win now.
37 posted on 10/09/2009 6:43:57 AM PDT by Dewey Revoltnow (People don't respect that which they don't earn.)
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To: Erik Latranyi

Great one!!!


38 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY.

Sorry, sweetheart, but they did that long ago when Yassar Arafat won.


39 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:37 AM PDT by KosmicKitty (WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
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To: Dewey Revoltnow

LOL!


41 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:40 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

awarding it to Jimmy Carter.


42 posted on 10/09/2009 6:44:59 AM PDT by ejonesie22
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To: All

Giving Stevie Wonder HDTV for Christmas....


43 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:09 AM PDT by Maverick68 (w)
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To: delphirogatio

HAHAHAH!!!!!


44 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:15 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Maverick68

LOL!


45 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:29 AM PDT by Lazamataz (DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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To: Lazamataz

AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.............

Giving the “Truth in Journalism” award to Dan Rather


46 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:30 AM PDT by thepatriot1 (...brought to you courtesy of the Red, White and Blue)
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To: Lazamataz
Can't wait for the Oscars!!!!Go Obammy!!!


47 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:35 AM PDT by Dallas59 (No To O)
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To: Westbrook
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....

Awarding the Nobel Prize Peace Prize to ultra-Left-wing Hugo Chavez simply because he is Left-wing and highly critical of George W. Bush.

48 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:35 AM PDT by Polybius
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To: Lazamataz

Like awarding a marksmanship trophy to Lee Harvey Oswald?


49 posted on 10/09/2009 6:45:38 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("Prosperity is just around the corner." Herbert Hoover, 1932)
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To: Polybius

This was EXACTLY why 0bama got the prize.

Ongoing Bush Derangement Syndrome.


50 posted on 10/09/2009 6:46:31 AM PDT by MrB (Go Galt now, save Bowman for later)
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