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CONTEST: "Awarding Obama the Nobel Peace Prize is like...."
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| Oct 8 2009
| By Lazamataz
Posted on 10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT by Lazamataz
I have decided that the award of the Ignoble Piss Nonprize to Obama for utterly no achievements whatsoever, is worthy of a thread dedicated to mockery of the Norwegian BrainTrust Kids that offered it to him.
The Nobel Committee has decided to COMPLETELY shed themselves of even a SHRED of CREDIBILITY. Leftists are confused, even. Muslims are outraged. Pretty much everyone on the planet is simultaneously saying "WTF??!?", so in response, I want to start a contest: Who can come up with the funniest line finishing this sentence?
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; vanity
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My entries:
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding a Harvard PhD to a 5-year-old on his tenth day of Kindergarten.
- AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... awarding an unborn fetus the UN General Secretary position.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:36:37 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: silverleaf
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... like pinging Lazamataz to a thread he wrote.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:37:46 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
> AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
... awarding the Nobel Peace Prize to Yessir Arabfart.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:38:40 AM PDT
by
Westbrook
(Having more children does not divide your love, it multiplies it.)
To: Lazamataz
Awarding a traitor the Congressional Medal of Honor.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:38:46 AM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... putting lipstick on a pig
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Rape-Rape...
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:38:58 AM PDT
by
NMEwithin
To: Lazamataz
is like giving it to Arafat when he was just signing up for terrorist training camp.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:20 AM PDT
by
GeronL
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... voting for him in the first place.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:21 AM PDT
by
Genoa
(Luke 12:2)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Giving a Grammy to someone for singing happy birthday.
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Giving an Oscar to someone who went to see a movie.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:25 AM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world, and they are all out to get me.)
To: Lazamataz
"...ing for virginity."
There *IS* an Ignoble Prize Ceremony at Harvard every year.
Cheers!
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:28 AM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
awarding Owl Gore a prize for his fraud in weather.....
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:34 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(concerned conservative.)
To: Lazamataz
This is the same political correct crap instituted by the nanny state that no child should feel left out. So Obama’s pals gave him an award for “trying”.
The Headteacher Who Rescued Her School By NOT Giving Prizes to Everyone
By GRAHAM GRANT
A HEADTEACHER has turned round her failing primary school by reintroducing traditional prize-giving ceremonies.
Maureen Denningberg has also improved the behaviour of pupils by bringing in a ‘zero tolerance’ discipline crackdown.
Her policies fly in the face of those put forward in recent years by politically correct education experts and council bosses who claim that encouraging competition between children is wrong.
This has led to the widespread demise of traditional award ceremonies and even sports tournaments at state schools.
But Mrs Denningberg believes that children must learn they will only be rewarded if they work hard. Now her achievements at Dalry Primary in Ayrshire have been recognised by Audit Scotland, the public sector watchdog, in an official report that praised her as an example of a good leader.
Yesterday, the 54-year-old head, who took over the 360-pupil school in June 2003, said: ‘Our prize-givings celebrate children’s academic achievements as well as their successes in other areas like swimming and cycling.
“It seems wrong to me that all children should get awards or certificates to make sure no one feels left out.
‘That is wrong because it takes away from the feeling of achievement and pride that children and their parents have at award ceremonies.’”
http://www.redorbit.com/news/education/312907/the_headteacher_who_rescued_her_school_by_not_giving_prizes/index.html#
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:39:56 AM PDT
by
KeyLargo
To: NMEwithin
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... getting a box of these
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:40:12 AM PDT
by
NCC-1701
(ON 1-19-09 GAS WAS, ON AVERAGE IN MEMPHIS, $1.43 A GALLON.)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE.....
Awarding Al Gore, uhhh, Jimmuh Carter, uhhh, Yashar Arafat, uhhh, nevermind.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:40:22 AM PDT
by
CPOSharky
(Maybe nuclear winter would cure global warming.)
To: Lazamataz
Awarding the prize to the “Biggest Loser” on the season premier show.
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..............wtf?
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:40:37 AM PDT
by
Psycho_Bunny
(ALSO SPRACH ZEROTHUSTRA)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE Is like awarding it to a terrorist like Arafat.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:41:07 AM PDT
by
stockpirate
("And if my thought-dreams could be seen. They'd probably put my head in a guillotine" Dylan)
To: NMEwithin
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..... Rape-Rape... Funniest one yet!
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:41:12 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
To: Lazamataz
Rodney King deserves one, if the same logic were applied.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:41:19 AM PDT
by
HereInTheHeartland
(Just say no to Soylent Green health care)
To: Lazamataz
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE....
awarding an Olympic Gold Medal in Swimming to the Pool Boy.
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:41:22 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
To: Psycho_Bunny
AWARDING BARACK OBAMA THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE IS LIKE..............wtf?Second runner up so far!
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posted on
10/09/2009 6:41:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(DEFINITION: rac-ist (rA'sis't) 1. Anyone who disagrees with a liberal about any topic.)
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