Skip to comments.HOLLYWOOD ANNOUNCES REMAKE OF "THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD"
Posted on 10/09/2009 10:46:13 AM PDT by Merlinator
A top Hollywood studio today announced the remake of "The Greatest Story Ever Told". The original movie starred Charleston Heston. This several trillion dollar remake will star Jesus as Barrack Husseain Obama. Rumor is Oprah will play the role of his mother. The expected release for this mega-film will be January of 2012.
Oh God !
(can I say that?)
Do you have a link to this story?
Hussein and all his followers deserve nothing but mockery and derision.
This several trillion dollar remake will star Jesus as Barrack Husseain Obama.
Remember during the campaign, the ad that made fun of barry the first, “By his mighty hand”? Humor works when it is based in truth.
I thought that was the 2008 campaign.
What took Hollywood so long?
Merlinator, do you have a link or mark as satire?
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences immediately announced that it will award the film all of the Oscars at next year’s Academy Awards Ceremony.
I guess I’ll check back in a few days to see if Free Republic gets its act together. It is unusable with these uncontrolled posts.
Nope. That would be Max Von Sydow.
In his victory speech upon winning the nomination, Obama declared it a great turning point in history -- "generations from now we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment" -- when, among other wonders, "the rise of the oceans began to slow."
... his own slogan, "we are the ones we've been waiting for," which, translating the royal "we," means: " I am the one we've been waiting for." Amazingly, he had a quasi-presidential seal with its own Latin inscription affixed to his lectern, until general ridicule -- it was pointed out that he was not yet president -- induced him to take it down.
For the first few months of the campaign, the question about Obama was: Who is he? The question now is: Who does he think he is?
We are getting to know. Redeemer of our uninvolved, uninformed lives. Lord of the seas. And more. As he said on victory night, his rise marks the moment when "our planet began to heal." As I recall -- I'm no expert on this -- Jesus practiced his healing just on the sick. Obama operates on a larger canvas.
False messiah ping.
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