Skip to comments.This Just In, Obama Destroys the One Ring
Posted on 10/09/2009 11:09:03 AM PDT by FlipWilson
Barak Hussein Obama has cast the One Ring into Mt. Doom. Unfortunately, he did not follow up on this action by casting himself in as well. This leaves the Dark Lord still in power. When asked why he failed to destroy the Dark Lord once and for all, Mr. Obama apologized to the Dark Lord for Gondor's arrogance and past foreign policy and promised further negotiations. . .more to follow.
I was working on this one...
Sorry about that.
One of the better ones today, well done.
Actually, I think a better explanation for his success is that Obama HAS the One Ring.
only after James Carville bit off Obama’s finger!
Obama is Sauron. Why would he cast his own ring into Mt. Doom?
No, Obama is not Sauron but is actually the ring but has failed to realize that he is the ring and thus, did not cast himself into the fires of Mt. Doom. Think about it, it makes perfect sense, kinda in the same way as Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize makes sense.
classic, didn’t see this one earlier.
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