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This Just In, Obama Destroys the One Ring
Tolkien | 10/09/09 | FlipWilson

Posted on 10/09/2009 11:09:03 AM PDT by FlipWilson

Barak Hussein Obama has cast the One Ring into Mt. Doom. Unfortunately, he did not follow up on this action by casting himself in as well. This leaves the Dark Lord still in power. When asked why he failed to destroy the Dark Lord once and for all, Mr. Obama apologized to the Dark Lord for Gondor's arrogance and past foreign policy and promised further negotiations. . .more to follow.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: fool; ish; ness; obamawins

1 posted on 10/09/2009 11:09:04 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: FlipWilson

I was working on this one...


2 posted on 10/09/2009 11:09:56 AM PDT by erkyl (We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office --Aesop (~550 BC))
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To: erkyl

Sorry about that.


3 posted on 10/09/2009 11:10:54 AM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: FlipWilson

One of the better ones today, well done.


4 posted on 10/09/2009 11:18:16 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: Abathar

Ditto.


5 posted on 10/09/2009 11:18:55 AM PDT by agere_contra
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To: FlipWilson

Actually, I think a better explanation for his success is that Obama HAS the One Ring.


6 posted on 10/09/2009 11:19:27 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine (Is /sarc really necessary?)
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To: FlipWilson

only after James Carville bit off Obama’s finger!


7 posted on 10/09/2009 11:23:03 AM PDT by Falcon28 (I)
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To: FlipWilson

Obama is Sauron. Why would he cast his own ring into Mt. Doom?


8 posted on 10/09/2009 11:47:31 AM PDT by FarRightFanatic (It wasn't an election. It was a socialist coup.)
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To: FarRightFanatic

No, Obama is not Sauron but is actually the ring but has failed to realize that he is the ring and thus, did not cast himself into the fires of Mt. Doom. Think about it, it makes perfect sense, kinda in the same way as Obama getting the Nobel Peace Prize makes sense.


9 posted on 10/09/2009 12:07:56 PM PDT by FlipWilson
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To: Peanut Gallery; Corin Stormhands

Ping


10 posted on 10/09/2009 3:21:36 PM PDT by Professional Engineer (Amendment 0: Congress shall make no law.)
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To: FlipWilson

classic, didn’t see this one earlier.


11 posted on 10/09/2009 7:00:47 PM PDT by Peanut Gallery (The essence of freedom is the proper limitation of government.)
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