Iran Leader Dead, Opposition Says

Pravda ^ | 10/15/09

[Dave346]

Sources at the Iranian opposition said that the spiritual leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has died. The Iranian police have increased their activities in the streets of Teheran recently. For the time being, it is known that Khamenei lost consciousness on Monday afternoon and was hospitalized. Only his son and personal therapist have the right to visit Ayatollah at hospital. Khamenei reportedly lapsed into coma, although spokespeople for the Iranian opposition say that the spiritual leader has passed away. The Iranian administration has not commented the situation yet. Several western publications said that the information about Khamenei’s death could not be regarded as trustworthy, although the rumors may eventually prove to be true. At least, the Iranians did not conceal the poor state of health of the 70-year-old spiritual leader of the nation.

[john in springfield]

Hope and change?

[Reagan Man]

Couldn’t happen to a nicer fellow. [/sarc]

[DoughtyOne]

May fleas be upon him...

[ThomasThomas]

Ding Dong

[JohnQ1]

Oh? There are equally deserving leaders in this hemisphere.

[Danae]

Anti_Mullah predicted this yesterday. Alan was right on once again.
http://noiri.blogspot.com/2009/10/update-khamenei-death-being-concealed.html

[MaxMax]

It’s a good start, and they’ll never figure out how Bush did it!

[DoughtyOne]

Now, if only they could bury all his henchmen with him so he’d be set in the afterlife.

[P-Marlowe]

Piss be upon him.

[TexasFreeper2009]

May his true master greet him in hell.

[1COUNTER-MORTER-68]

Looky...

[TigerLikesRooster]

However, 500 lawyers are yet to be on the bottom of the ocean.:-)

[abigailsmybaby]

Geez. I saw that headline and happily thought something had happened to Amanutjob.

[South40]

Wrap him in bacon and bury him in a cesspool.

[TBP]

So they’ll replace him with another maniacal, bloodthirsty butcher posing as a holy man.

[TBP]

I expect Obama to issue an apology for this ASAP.

[Islaminaction]

Another nut job will replace him. The nuke program will move forward and that is all that matters to Israel.

[The KG9 Kid]

[chuck_the_tv_out]

"Another nut job will replace him"

True. Still. Good news is good news.

[FARS]

More grist for the mill

http://noiri.blogspot.com/2009/10/another-khamenei-version-surfaces-from.html

[gwilhelm56]

**500 lawyers are yet to be on the bottom of the ocean.**

Would make for A GOOD START!!

[FARS]

And pollute the cesspool? How unkind to the cesspool. Really!

[skinkinthegrass]

thanks, for the information / thread / post.

[gwilhelm56]

I expect Obama to issue an apology for this ASAP.

Either that , or maybe, IF We’re Lucky... He’ll APPLY FOR THE JOB!!!

[SunkenCiv]

the spiritual leader of the Islamic Republic of Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

If he was the spiritual leader, Iran is in big trouble.

[ElkGroveDan]

So that screeching sound we heard was the rusty gates of hell being dragged open.

[ConservativeMan55]

bttt

[propertius]

Pravda? You got a better source than that?

This comes from Michael Leeden, who declared Khamenei alive three years ago.

Until there’s evidence that he’s dead, I’m not buying this...

[PhilDragoo]

[propertius]

Khamenei is the real power in Iran, though and the man who drove Iran’s nuclear programme. I’vehadmedinnerdad defers to him...

[Quix]

. . . I’d rather a mountain of . . . pig fertilizer.

[athelass]

Wonder if O and the missus will be attending the funeral? In separate planes. Wouldn’t be remotely surprised.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Obama is better qualified for this job than he was for the Nobel Prize. Think the Iranians will award him this position too?

[Recovering_Democrat]

Several western publications said that the information...could not be regarded as trustworthy...

Kind of like what they report about Rush Limbaugh!

[DoorGunner]

http://www.mp3lyrics.org/d/dolly-parton/i-really/

“Khamenei, Khamenei, I wonder, but I really don’t want to know!”

DG

p.s. Micro Parody.

[wolf78]

Hope and change?

So Hindenburg has died and it's all Hitler from now on?

[Pusterfuss]

Start frying the bacon!

[mkjessup]

[theDentist]

Khamenei reportedly lapsed into coma, although spokespeople for the Iranian opposition say that the spiritual leader has passed away.

Okay, it's a really, really deep coma.

[W-Girl]

The Mossad knew Ubama was over his head !!!

[mkjessup]

Hmmm Image Shack seems a little reluctant this morning, let's try this again:

[wiggen]

watch him attend the funeral.

[G8 Diplomat]

Whoa....starting the day with good news!

So who will succeed him? His son Mujtaba has been behind the election unrest and has always wanted the job.

Rafsanjani has always wanted the job as well, and he wants to be darn sure Mujtaba doesn’t get it.

Montazeri would’ve had the job had Khamenei not gotten in the way. Khamenei put him under house arrest, but now he’s dead.

Lots of possibilities here...

[Merlinator]

I hope his virgins are real dogs (pun intended)

[G8 Diplomat]

The Assembly of Experts chooses a new Supreme Leader, and Rafsanjani heads the A of E. He hates Ahmadinejad and has been criticizing Khamenei lately. If he or Montazeri gets the job, they may declare the election invalid, boot out Ahmadinejad, and put in Musavi.

[paulycy]

I hope he rides a nice fat flying pig to hell.

[Genoa]

Wonder if this explains the delayed announcement? Internal power struggle!!

[stevie_d_64]

Could that be construed as animal abuse???

[stevie_d_64]

Making way for the 12th Iman...

It;s all going according to their plan...

The “new moon” is on the 16th of December...

Boom-shaka-laka folks...