Levi preps for Playgirl photo shoot

Politico.com ^ | 10/16/09 | ANNE SCHROEDER MULLINS

[OldDeckHand]

Just how is Levi Johnston gearing up for his big bare-it-all photo shoot for Playgirl mag?

Johnston's trainer dishes to People mag how his client is prepping for his big photo spread: eating 3,500 calories a day and working out three hours a day, six days a week, along with a lot of cardio.

And luckily for Johnston, his favorite food, moose meat, is quite nutritious. "Moose meat is very good for you, high in protein and very lean," his trainer, Marvin Jones, told the mag. "He's an avid hunter, so he has his own."

Jones says the two will continue working out in Anchorage until November. "I'm not trying to give him a body builder's look. He's going to be more toned and more defined. I'd like to see him with rounder and more muscular shoulders, with a fuller chest. We're going to firm his abs up, [and give him a] smaller waist."

"I know that's something he wants to do, and we're having fun training," his trainer said. "We're looking forward to revealing all his hard work!"

[OldDeckHand]

I'm so happy my girls never met a D-Bag like this guy. What a loser.

[La Lydia]

Uh, pictures please. Of course the guy is a slime bag, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t easy on the eyes. None of you men would have dared to post this story about a female celebrity, regardless of sleaze factor, without a picture.

[se_ohio_young_conservative]

what the....

[GOP Poet]

Where does this kid get his money to workout out like this three hours a day and have a trainer? Where does he work? How much does he make? ANy 'wealth' this kid has is only because of he is being paid and used as a tool by the liberal Palin bashing media. Huge loser making money off trash talking the grandmother of his child.

He is a massive POS and loser.

[Crim]

Gaybait.

[Tijeras_Slim]

I bet if they had, they’d remember you. ;)

[ConservativeMind]

Touche! The woman has a point!

[OldDeckHand]

Here you go. It's the only picture you're getting...

[FoxInSocks]

Why not skip the workouts and simply airbrush the pix? They’ll end up doing that anyway.

[NormsRevenge]

Moose meat.

Is that gonna be his nickname in the industry?

[I see my hands]

Speaking of pol-pop culture:

[KosmicKitty]

PlayGirl - the gay man’s favorite magazine.

Bet Levi inspires more same sex fantasies than hetro ones. But, hey, maybe he’s found his niche.

[OldDeckHand]

'I bet if they had, they’d remember you. ;)"

Hey, I may not have been the perfect father - who is - but at least my kids saw me get up and go to work everyday, which is MUCH more than can be said about this guy.

[Paved Paradise]

The only reason his name is known is because of his connection with the Palins. What a loser. I agre.

[alstewartfan]

Maybe ‘ol Levi will become a popular stud in Anchorage bath houses now. What a creep. Bob

[ConservativeMind]

For your viewing pleasure....

[Anti-Bubba182]

However lean he gets, he is still a pig. This will end badly for Levi.

[The Comedian]

Near future.

Headline:

"Palin grandchild's father, Playgirl poser: Overdose/Suicide"

I'm just guessing...

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[hinckley buzzard]

Really. I was going to say pus-bag but every one to his own vocabulary.

[socal_parrot]

I wonder if Levi started paying more attention to his “male enhancement” email spam.

[Cicero]

[mlizzy]

Here ya go La Lydia ... Eduardo Verastegui is the star of Bella and is both easy on the eyes AND very holy ...

[edpc]

I guess nobody told him the magazine is read by gay men and desperate spinsters.

[OldDeckHand]

Speaking of "desperate spinsters"...

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

How far a leap from Playgirl to doing porn?

[StandUpChuck]

Levi preps.

[ryan71]

The guys are gonna luv ya, Levi.

[Overtaxed Patriot]

Moose Mouse meat.

Is that gonna be his nickname in the industry?

There, fixed it.

[mlizzy]

Another incredible [short] film starring Eduardo Verastegui -- The Butterfly Circus

[stockpirate]

Playgirl is a mag for homosexuals, and AFTER-birthers..

[GeronL]

If he didn’t diss Palin, the media would never pay attention to anything he said. The most he’d get mentioned is namecalling and the media wondering when he’ll start paying child support.

[redhead]

"Headline:

"Palin grandchild's father, Playgirl poser: Overdose/Suicide"

I'm just guessing...

"...shot by jealous gay lover in seamy triangle affair..."

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

***”We’re looking forward to revealing all his hard work!”***

Maybe hanging that five pound weight from the end of his p@cker will pay off after all! :-D

[submarinerswife]

Uh, pictures please. Of course the guy is a slime bag, but that doesn’t mean he isn’t easy on the eyes. Blah blah blah

Most ladies aren't as shallow as you indicate you are in your post. Nor do we think with a penis which would mean that we are not on the same mentality level as men when it comes to posting a picture so that you can drool. Get a grip, woman.

[taillightchaser]

I think this sack of excrement better avoid finding himself alone in the same room with Mr Palin!

[investigateworld]

Mrs. Palin has the Democrats/Socialists taking counsel of their fears ....

Old Levi could be real short for this world.

[GovernmentShrinker]

I’m sure your girls met D-bags like this. But you’d raised them well, so they wisely ignored the D-bags instead of “hooking up” with them.

[driftdiver]

“None of you men would have dared to post this story about a female celebrity, regardless of sleaze factor, without a picture.”

So

[La Lydia]

Love him. Saw him in Salome, Soñadoras and Chasing Papi. In private life a fine, principled man.

[driftdiver]

Not badly enough

[Dysart]

Uh, pictures please.

[La Lydia]

First the pain, then the pleasure.

[driftdiver]

CAT FIGHT!!

:)

[La Lydia]

And you sound like a barrel fun and a demon lover! Poor Mr. Submariner.

[La Lydia]

Snort! :)

[La Lydia]

Meow. PUrrrrrrrrr. ;)

[lt.america]

“I think this sack of excrement better avoid finding himself alone in the same room with Mr Palin!”

Little too late for that. I think Mr Palin should have done something this kid about 2 years ago. Could have avoided this whole fiasco.

[Marysecretary]

That’s what the gay blades will call him.

[Marysecretary]

LOL. My son cleans his guns in front of his daughter’s boyfriend. Just a warning...

[yongin]

This year Playgirl. Next year, Levi to turn bi-sexual porn star?