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KFC 'Colonel' Dupes UN Security
CNS / National Post ^ | Monday, October 26, 2009 | Steven Edwards

Posted on 10/26/2009 4:53:51 PM PDT by canuck_conservative

Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Colonel Sanders" gain access to restricted areas.

The guard escorted the white-suited intruder past security barriers, where he got a handshake from the UN General Assembly president, Dr. Ali A. Treki of Libya.

The faux fast food chain founder also posed for a picture beneath the assembly's giant UN logo, which overlooks the spot where world leaders address their international counterparts.

"It should not have happened -- that I will stress, and very strongly," said Michele Montas, spokeswoman for UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon.

"There was some lapse in security and the individual in question . . . was, on the initiative of one security guard, taken . . . into the UN."

The real Harland "Colonel" Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

Ms. Montas said security officials, many of whom are brought in from overseas, were "still trying to find out exactly what happened."

The incident last Thursday apparently was part of a publicity stunt by the fast food chain, which is seeking to promote its grilled alternative to its signature fried chicken. It had dispatched the Sanders look-alike, identified by KFC as Robert Thompson, and also wrote to Mr. Ban.

Ms. Montas warned the UN could take legal action against the company, whose letter, signed by KFC president Roger Eaton, asked that the secretary general register the "Grilled Nation" of grilled chicken eaters as the 193rd UN member state.

"That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever," Ms. Montas said. "The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period. This is being touched upon by our legal department.".....

(Excerpt) Read more at nationalpost.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government
KEYWORDS: fastfood; fingerlickingood; kentuckyfriedchicken; kfc; oilforfastfood; publicitystunt; un
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To: Jim 0216; Bahbah
I don’t know how many years Colonel Sanders has been dead.

He is dead, is he not?

From the article:

The real Harland "Colonel" Sanders typically wore a white suit and string bow tie, but he has been dead since 1980.

21 posted on 10/26/2009 5:08:01 PM PDT by xjcsa (And these three remain: change, hope and government. But the greatest of these is government.)
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To: canuck_conservative

The gravy just hasn’t been the same since he passed....


22 posted on 10/26/2009 5:08:11 PM PDT by El Sordo
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To: Jim 0216
Yeah, what the hell's the big deal?

One phony hanging out with a bunch of other phonies!

23 posted on 10/26/2009 5:11:32 PM PDT by skimbell
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To: canuck_conservative
"That letter is absolutely void to us; it has no meaning whatsoever," Ms. Montas said. "The UN cannot be involved in a commercial venture. Period. This is being touched upon by our legal department.".
For an employee of a diplomatic organization, Ms. Montas seems to be totally lacking in humor and tact. Perhaps someone should send her a copy of How to Win Friends and Influence People.
24 posted on 10/26/2009 5:12:22 PM PDT by night reader (NRA Life Member since 1962)
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To: canuck_conservative

25 posted on 10/26/2009 5:13:09 PM PDT by The Comedian (Evil can only succeed if good men don't point at it and laugh.)
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To: kaehurowing
That guy is creepy.

No way

The king rocks

I'm not a fan of their burgers, but I love the king.

26 posted on 10/26/2009 5:15:48 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: canuck_conservative
If the U.N. isn't more careful, they'll have this guy trying to bamboozle them as well.


27 posted on 10/26/2009 5:15:55 PM PDT by Malone LaVeigh
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To: canuck_conservative

I don’t even like KFC, but I’ll give ‘em some business because of this...


28 posted on 10/26/2009 5:17:13 PM PDT by markomalley (Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus)
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To: canuck_conservative

Mama always said, “Stupid is as stupid does.”


29 posted on 10/26/2009 5:18:13 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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To: canuck_conservative
Too bad Colonel Sanders couldn't meet and shake hands with Colonel Gaddafi.
30 posted on 10/26/2009 5:18:14 PM PDT by Dixie Yooper (Ephesians 6:11)
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To: canuck_conservative

Imposter! the sun tan gave him away.


31 posted on 10/26/2009 5:18:20 PM PDT by nkycincinnatikid
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To: canuck_conservative

If they give that sort of VIP treatment to a mere Colonel, I wonder how they’ll react when I show up as General Motors?


32 posted on 10/26/2009 5:18:24 PM PDT by Doohickey (I try to take my days one at a time, but occasionally several days attack me at once.)
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To: kaehurowing
Wonder what happens when the Burger King shows up?

That guy is creepy.

The better question is, why doesn't the Burger King have a seat on the General Assembly?

33 posted on 10/26/2009 5:21:34 PM PDT by Duke Nukum (I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.)
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To: canuck_conservative

I don’t see what the UN is so upset about. After all, they love dictators, despots and tyrants. Col. Sanders rules his subjects with the absolute power of life and death. Millions of chickens live or die at his command... Maybe they’re just envious that they haven’t yet achieved the same degree of control over the rest of us...


34 posted on 10/26/2009 5:31:29 PM PDT by tarheelswamprat
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To: canuck_conservative

Too damn funny!


35 posted on 10/26/2009 5:33:27 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: canuck_conservative

they want to take legal action? They aren’t even a nation!

F’em!


36 posted on 10/26/2009 5:34:05 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: LukeL

Well to be fair they were playing Chicken and the U.N. lost.


37 posted on 10/26/2009 5:35:07 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Doohickey

lol


38 posted on 10/26/2009 5:36:52 PM PDT by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Dixie Yooper
Too bad Colonel Sanders couldn't meet and shake hands with Colonel Gaddafi.

Whose hands would be greasier?

39 posted on 10/26/2009 5:37:20 PM PDT by steveo (Two Thousand Ten - Never Again)
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To: Colonel Kangaroo
If the Taco Bell dog showed up they’d probably invite him to address the UN General Assembly.

Hhe did already. He got behind the podium and said "I smeeel sometheeng, no? I theeeenk I smeeell zulphur..."

40 posted on 10/26/2009 5:52:13 PM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge)
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