Gore Gone Wild: Predicts 220 Foot Sea Level Rise in 10 years
Run for yur, er, I mean SWIM for your lives!
Posted on 10/30/2009 7:26:28 PM PDT by Free ThinkerNY
No! Put the idiots who support him in the nut house?
Govmnt at its best, scaring the hell out of its citizens for political and monetary gains!!!!!!!
[I can’t stop laughing at that one.]
Thank you, old but always in style. Made when he ‘supposedly’ won an Oscar.
Damn. My house sits at 5400'. I can't capitalize on that one.
He made a C in Earth Sciences...I think he cheated to get a C!
It is the first time I have seen it.
Boy, I better get working on a dock at my house. I should just about be beach front property.
LOL, yeah he was probably getting an F till he cheated but you’d think he’d do a better job cheating on the test, being that he’s a crook!
Is there enough room? Maybe we should call Joe Arpaio to arrange seating.
And, you probably will again, over time! Glad you got a laugh out of it.
Al is a pathetic loser. And that is his strong point.
asylum time
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I had a feeling algore would be getting antsy again
I forgot the palm trees!
(lefties and science...)
How to Tell a Witch...
Villager: We have found a witch, may we burn her?
Crowd: BURN!! BUUUURN HER!
Bedevere: But how do you *know* she is a witch?
Villager: She looks like one!
Other Villagers: Yeah! She looks like one!!!
Bedevere: Bring her forward.
(a young woman is pushed through the crowd of villagers to the platform. She is dressed all in black, has a carrot tied around her face on top of her nose, and a black paper hat on her head. She talks funny because her nose is closed by the carrot.)
Witch: I’m not a witch, I’m not a witch!
Bedevere: Er,...but you are dressed as one.
Witch: THEY dressed me up like this.
Villagers: No! nooo! We didn’t! We didn’t!
Witch: And this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one!
(Bedevere lifts up the carrot to reveal the woman’s real nose, which is in
fact rather small.)
Bedevere: Well?
One Villager: Well, we did do the nose.
Bedevere: The nose?
Villager: And the Hat. But she’s a witch!
Villagers: Yeah! Burn her! Burn! Burn her!
B: Did you dress her up like this?
Villagers: NO! No, no, no, no, no, no...
One Villager: yes.
Villagers: yes. yes. yes. A bit. yes. a bit. a bit.
Another Villager: (hopefully) She has got a wart...
B: What makes you think she is a witch?
Villager: Well, She turned me into a newt!!
(pause)
Bedevere: a newt?
(long pause)
Villager: I got better...
Villagers: BURN HER anyway! BURN! BURN! BURN HER!
B: Quiet, quiet, quiet, QUIET! There are ways of *telling* whether she is a witch!
Villagers: Are there? What? Tell us, then! Tell us!
B: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
V: BUUUURN!!!!! BUUUUUURRRRNN!!!!! You BURN them!!!! BURN!!
B: And what do you burn apart from witches?
Villager: More Witches!
Other Villager: Wood.
B: So. Why do witches burn?
(long silence)
(shuffling of feet by the villagers)
Villager: (tentatively) Because they’re made of.....wood?
B: Goooood!
Other Villagers: oh yeah... oh....
B: So. How do we tell whether she is made of wood?
One Villager: Build a bridge out of ‘er!
B: Aah. But can you not also make bridges out of stone?
Villagers: oh yeah. oh. umm...
B: Does wood sink in water?
One Villager: No! No, no, it floats!
Other Villager: Throw her into the pond!
Villagers: yaaaaaa!
(when order is restored)
B: What also floats in water?
Villager: Bread!
Another Villager: Apples!
Another Villager: Uh...very small rocks!
Another Villager: Cider!
Another Villager: Uh...great gravy!
Another Villager: Cherries!
Another Villager: Mud!
Another Villager: Churches! Churches!
Another Villager: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck!
Villagers: (in amazement) ooooooh!
B: exACTly!
B: (to a villager) So, *logically*...
Villager: (very slowly, with pauses between each word) If...she...weighs the same as a duck......she’s made of wood.
B: and therefore...
(pause)
Villager: A Witch!
All Villagers: A WITCH!
(they do consequently weigh her across from a duck on Bedevere’s largest scale, and she does indeed weigh the same as the duck.)
Witch: It’s a fair cop.
Al Gore will never go away!
You forgot the ‘out of sync’ trees?? Nobody knows but you!
[Al is a pathetic loser. And that is his strong point.]
He has no where to go but down, and the Irishman who rebutted him over the “diminishing Polar Bears” really showed him up.
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