Skip to comments.The President buys a Vowel.......
Posted on 11/02/2009 2:25:43 PM PST by grandeez
(now back from a Commercial break)
Host: "Live! From the 'CELEBRITY SPOTLIGHT SHOW".
"Where Celebrity guests try to solve puzzles by buying
Vowels to fill in the 'blanks' in the
'Puzzle Phrase of the Day'.
Host: "This weeks' very special guest, The President!"
Todays' Puzzle Phrase:
Constit_tion Of Th_ _nit_d St_t_ _s Of _m_ric_
Vowels: A E I O U
"Once again Mr. President, your 'Hints of the Day' are:
1) Historical Document of the United States of America.
2) Presidents take an Oath of Office to "...faithfully
execute the Office of the President of the United States
and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect
and defend the......."
Host: Mr. President, what is it that you will do your
best to preserve, protect and defend?"
President: "I mmm mm mmm, hmm, I hmm, mmm."
Host: "Mr. President we gave you an 'O' for a head
start and you have tried to buy an 'I' 14 times.
You must choose from one of the remaining 3 Vowels."
Host: "Good try Mr. President, but that is a word,
not a vowel. One more try please, since that is all
we have time for."
President: "Mmm, mm mm, I mm hmm, I hmm mmm mm."
Host: "Well, time is up for todays show folks. How
about a big round of applause for the President for
playing today". (applause)
Host: "We will see you all tomorrow, when the Presidents'
Puzzle Phrase will be : _ C _ R N
Hints for tomorrow:
1) A corrupt, racist, community organization guilty of
voter registration fraud, embezzlement, tax evasion:
federally and privately funded mainly to get votes for
the Democratic Party, to which you and your Advisors
have close ties going back many years: and, actively
encourages tax fraud and promotes slave labor by
underage illegal girls smuggled in from another
Country , and, is likely just waiting until November
when they get their Federal funding back so they can
concentrate on rigging more Elections by getting
voters like Daffy Duck, Jack and the Giant from the
Beanstalk, and many more thousands of honest American
dead people across the Country signed up as voters for
the Democratic Party.
2) That's just nuts!
Host: "See you all again tomorrow". (waves)
("Kill the lights. That's a wrap peeps, mmm mmm mmm".)
Uh, I’d like to buy an “uh” please, Pat...