Wedding goes wild as guests throw punches (Brawl when money throw onto dance floor)

wtsp ^ | Nov 10, 2009 | Tammie Fields

[Lockbar]

LOL!

[The G Man]

"Grandma got choked out at a wedding,
picking up cash thrown by Markeith.
You can say it was only for the yutes,
But as for me and Grandpa, we belieeeeeve ... !"

[Mr. K]

" Malcolm Hepburn[,] who wasn't a wedding guest[,] showed up and started beating up the groom's father "

Something about that just cracks me up...

[laotzu]

the “culture of made up names”

When someone who calls himself 'Snoop Doggy Dog' complains about his heritage being stolen, its hard to take him seriously.

[festusbanjo]

Something tells me that the number of Obama bumper stickers in the parking lot far outnumbered the McCain ones.

[netmilsmom]

Honestly, I would have left too.

Neither the bride nor groom were involved. The groom started throwing money to the kids. It wasn’t like he beat up a little bugger.

As for the father, I’ll bet he told the couple to go and not lose out on their payment for it.

At my middle sister’s reception for her tenth anniversary, my older Looney sister got into it with her son. The Son had come in with his wife and kid, sitting on the opposite side from his mother. My Loon sister had to start something, THEN her lesbian lover threatened to beat the son. My nephew just said, “Get out of here you dyke.” Then my loon sister and her lover went yelling, screaming and hollering from the event.

People are stupid. It isn’t always the person inviting who has the problem.

[laotzu]

The love of money is the root of all evil.

Yesterday, I was reading about a child being molested/raped.

Was that evil?

[SonnyBubba]

These Amish are out of control.

[Responsibility2nd]

 
A woman put the groom's 74 year old grandmother, Mary Wright in a choke hold.

 

Wright told 10 Connects that she was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that's when her attacker said "I'm going to have to choke you out."

 

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Granny Choking Ping

[AceMineral]

One of the guests called this Hepburn fellow to come by and help out.

[AppyPappy]

Around here, trailer park weddings always feature a visit from the ex-boyfriend which starts a conflict.

We even had a brawl at a funeral visitation. If you have ever started a brawl in a funeral home, you might be a redneck.

[Deaf Smith]

Markeith....

I'll bet that some years earlier, someone didn't know how to spell Marquis (see: Grand Marquis).

[Responsibility2nd]

Redneck funerals - ghetto funerals...

Helluva good time for All!

Top 10 Reasons You Know You’re at a Ghetto Funeral:

http://www.youknowster.com/jokes/view/239-you-know-youre-at-a-ghetto-funeral

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Redneck Funeral? When hearse and all stop off at Walmart on the way to the cemetary.

[Dewey Revoltnow]

Like banana time in the monkey cage.

[txboss]

Obviously the bride ate the whole cake.

[GnuHere]

Or Mommy had a lissthp.

[dead]

Dear old Dad always taught me to NEVER try to “break up a fight”.

I was in a bar in Macau, at about 7:30 in the morning. We'd been drinking all night and this bar was still going strong. Suddenly, a fight between two Chinese hookers breaks out right in front of us. I was so psyched! What could possibly be better closer to an all-nighter than an screeching Chinese hooker fight.

Then, my stupid brother and our stupid friend jump in and try to break it up, leaving me absolutely no choice but to jump up and start punching them!

What kind of deranged lunatics break up a 7:30am Chinese hooker fight in a bar in Macau?!?!

[Disambiguator]

Please add me to the Granny Choking ping list.

/sarc

[netmilsmom]

LOL!!!!