To: markomalley
Send them to Rovaniemi Finland like everyone else does.
Santa has a great office there. I have been a couple times.
2 posted on
11/20/2009 7:21:39 AM PST by
IronKros
(The pig put foot. Grunt. Foot in what? ketchup)
To: markomalley
Surveillance photo:
3 posted on
11/20/2009 7:21:45 AM PST by
paulycy
(Demand Constitutionality.)
To: markomalley
Now, in the interest of efficiency...SNORT.
...and security...
Note to the USPS, two words: Backround checks.
4 posted on
11/20/2009 7:22:29 AM PST by
mewzilla
(Voter fraud is treason.)
To: markomalley
Like the guy doesn’t have access to kids except through this job.
To: markomalley
During the 70’s, North Pole, AK had a road house (tavern, bar, restaurant) that served the best frog legs I ever had. Wonder if it is still there?
. . . . . Bob
7 posted on
11/20/2009 7:30:10 AM PST by
Lokibob
(When handed lemons...Refuse to sign for them. Life's lemons can't be delivered without a signature.)
To: markomalley
"Now, in the interest of efficiency and security, the post office has changed its policy. It will no longer deliver letters to Santa here, and requests for a North Pole postmark will be filled through its Anchorage office." If the kids have paid for their stamps and addressed their letter to "North Pole", the above sounds like a genuine Federal crime involving illegal diversion of private mail.
8 posted on
11/20/2009 8:10:46 AM PST by
TXnMA
("Allah": Satan's current alias...!!)
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