CERN atom-smasher restarts after 14-month hiatus: official

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[Jack Black]

Not for long! Ninjas from the future will send back more sabotage agents to prevent the creation of Boson’s particle, which nature and future AI’s dispise.

That’s what’s stopped it twice before!

[Oratam]

In Young Frankenstein, Gene Wilder's Dr. Frankenstein tells Marty Feldman's Igor to throw "the first switch" and the electrical equipment starts humming, then to throw "the second switch" and giant arcs of electricity shoot around the room, and finally to throw "the third switch!"

Igor says incredulously "not the third switch?" After Frankenstein confirms the order, Igor complies saying "wait'll this guy sees his bill!"

Terrific spoof.

(The third switch is labeled "The Works" by the way.)

[Tulsa Ramjet]

they have to start it back up.

they have to try and shut down that black hole they created near the core of the earth. look for a huge whirlpool starting in the caspian sea next year. its a matter of time.

[Cboldt]

-- Ninjas from the future will send back more sabotage agents to prevent the creation of Boson's particle ... --

Higg's particle, which is called a boson.