Posted on 11/30/2009 12:32:34 PM PST by AJKauf
Confidential Memo
To: All Men
Re: Operation “Feminist Movement”
Men, our long twilight struggle with the opposite sex is over. Our victory is total.
Can you believe the way things used to be? Remember when our fathers and grandfathers would drag themselves to mind-numbing jobs every day, having the sole responsibility for the feeding, clothing, and housing of their entire family?
And things were no easier before marriage, when men’s quest for sexual satisfaction was all too often hampered by the widespread moral code which taught women not to give out the “milk” for “free.”
Well, that state of affairs just wouldn’t do. So we men came together and did what we do best — formulate and implement a plan. First step, design the perfect world, the perfect male world. We decided such a world would consist of two things: less responsibility and more — and no-strings — sex.....
(Excerpt) Read more at pajamasmedia.com ...
Men have no vote in this, either for, or against.
Consider, no man may force his wife to carry the pregnancy full term. Her body, we have no voice. Conversely, we cannot force her to abort either. We initiate the process (sometimes under fraudlent pretexts); then we sit and await the consequences.
She can abort it, we don't get a vote. She can choose to carry it full term, move away and never let the man know that he was a father; in some cases she can come back 17.99 years later and demand 18 years of back child-support. She can raise the child herself, or she can give the child up for adoption - stating that she does not know the father. Or, she can chose to keep the child and take 25% of the male's income for the next 18 years. She can move freely anywhere whe wants to go; however the male must remain local (inspite of employment opportunties elsewhere) if he wishes to maintain contact with his child. She will dictate the times and terms of his visitations.
Finally, she may get pregnant from any man she chooses, and if she is married, the husband will be held legally responsible to provide fiscal support for the children.
There was a reason for the way things used to be.
Dates are as much test drive as anything else. Dating is a horrible artificial construction, I always hated it. My wife of 17 years and I never went on a date, we spent time together and let things go their course, and it’s still running that course.
I still have to kill the spiders in my house.
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean , correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time--no emailing. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment , a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment. He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside, and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs , wear makeup daily, adorn themselves with jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails polished, and eyebrows groomed.
During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches, have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetings and church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting...
They will need to read a book to the kids each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them , brush their teeth and comb their hair by 7:00 am.
A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size, doctor's name, the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear, and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if... he still has enough energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice.
If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called Mother!
After you get done laughing, send this to as many men as you think can handle it. Just don't send it back to me...... I'm going to bed.
That piece is an exhibition of stupidity for the entertainment of man-haters and romanticists (those who suck up to feminists, like the effeminate, adulterous Henry Beecher). By contemporary law, a man may legally have a harem, if he is rich enough to pay his women for the rest of his life. If he’s working class and has sex with or marries a woman, she may later relegate him to jail for being unable to pay alimony/support.
If accused in a permanent restraining order (no conviction necessary), a man may be imprisoned for no less than five years for possessing a firearm at any time during the rest of his life (anti-Second-Amendment VAWA as also passed by Republicans).
The list of feminist/romantic laws goes on. Patterson should try something other than writing.
The Pill: 1960. The little time-bombs that are blowing up our civilization.
As a woman, I get the writer’s point. In many ways feminism was nothing but a scam.
ok, I finally read it. pretty funny!
Very nice.
I knew we would when we talked them into burning their bras.
Basically though you have to admit to most of it ....
Dating is “practicing for divorce”.
I am a woman, and I get it. Satire but with an edge of truth. The so-called feminist movement is nothing more than part of the statist plan to destroy traditional culture.
Men do, however, bear some of the blame. Back before the destructive waves that began washing across, many men belittled the work of the housewife/mother at home raising her own children, cleaning her own house, and making a welcoming environment for her husband to enter at the end of the work day. How often still is such a woman referred to as “not working”?
Dating is just dumb. It’s kind of like a job interview, people wear clothes they wouldn’t normally wear, go to places they wouldn’t normally go, eat food they wouldn’t normally eat, talk about things they wouldn’t normally talk about; and then if the relationship progresses they eventually wonder why the person is so different than when they were dating.
My bet is you two spent time getting to know one on one as did my honey and I. Yet it was not until he manned up and asked me out exclusively that he got the long, flowing dress, the long flowing locks, the demure glances in his direction, and the come hither possibility of date too. I think he most likely washed his vehicle and went to the bank prior to our scheduled time together.
Men need to be wary as well these days as women will use them for a credit card, give them nothing in return except an empty bank account and heart ache and find a guy she really likes.
Many young men these days also are not as respectful of the woman's body as something to be honored nor are the women or young women themselves. In your day I am guessing there was a mutual respect for each other, minds, bodies, and souls. Just guessing.
The writer is dead-on.
I have always advocated, and the writer agrees, that women didn’t WIN equal rights. Those rights were squandered by men - men who would not take the responsibility that comes with being men.
My Dad (God rest his soul) was the bread earner in our family for as long as I can remember. Even when times were tough, he did not want us kids left with a sitter - he wanted them to be with their Mother.
Never once did he degrade her for being a housewife. He busted his hump making sure we grew up the way he thought we should have, and he paid a heavy price for it, many time working outside till after dark shoveling snow, raking leaves and a host of other misc jobs to supplement his main income. He did it this way because he loved and respected her and our family unit, not because he wanted her to be some kind of subservient slave to him.
This is why I so thoroughly DESPISE modern feminism. They have corrupted and stereotyped men like my Father until they were shamed into silence for doing something they thought was good and pure.
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