Then I walked down the road. A cow must have farted....It was terrible.
Then I visited the race track...The exhaust brought me to may knees.
Then I changed my babies diaper. Oh God...Help me!!
I need fresh air....And what is fresh air...Oxygen...and it comes from where?? Plants?? Who knew!!
I too was attacked by CO2 last night, in my bed. One second I’m just calming breathing in, and the next second I’m breathing out and there’s all this CO2 swirling around my head. Fortunately, it seems to have mixed with the surrounding air, but this continued all night.
I’ll have nightmares now. Maybe I should put an air-to-air exchanger over my bed to make sure that evil C02 doesn’t get me.
Anyway, I built a dome and a scrubber around my house to get rid of all the pesky C02, and now my grass is dead, and my trees are wilting. Apparently plants need C02 — it’s us against them, since C02 is death to us according to the EPA.
But remember, when C02 is criminalized, only criminals will breathe C02.
Not to mention we’re carbon-based entities to start with.
This is de-industrialization, de-population, global slavery.
Read these, consider the sources:
This will blow you away, very slick
No worries! All your CO2 induced ailments will be covered under Obamacare! (however, your mammogram won’t)