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How God created Virginia

Posted on 12/08/2009 8:19:40 AM PST by Gopher Broke

God was missing for six days. On the seventh day, Michael, the archangel, found him - resting. He inquired, "Where have you been?" God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds. "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet" replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm confused."

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

"For example, he said, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor. Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."

God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a land area and asked, "What's that one?"

"That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, ocean, rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Virginia are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked, "But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance..."

God smiled, "Right next to Virginia is Washington, DC. Wait till you see the idiots I put there."


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Virginia; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: chat; va; vanity

1 posted on 12/08/2009 8:19:40 AM PST by Gopher Broke
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To: Gopher Broke
Reality Check
2 posted on 12/08/2009 8:25:29 AM PST by T Minus Four (Global warming is not science, it's politics!)
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To: Gopher Broke; Corin Stormhands; jla; Flora McDonald; AdSimp; society-by-contract; NittanyLion; ...

Richmond ping.

While I have your attention, are any Richmond Freepers interested in getting together for lunch sometime soon?


3 posted on 12/08/2009 8:28:41 AM PST by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
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To: Gopher Broke

Unfortunately God didn’t place a very high wall or a mountain range between us. Now the idiots from Washington invade us daily.


4 posted on 12/08/2009 8:46:33 AM PST by BubbaBasher ("Liberty will not long survive the total extinction of morals" - Sam Adams)
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To: BubbaBasher

Hahaha! They sure got into Yorktown!Matter of fact, the whole Peninsula is looking kinda sickly..


5 posted on 12/08/2009 9:26:17 AM PST by SentForth5 (Just sayin' is all...)
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To: bmwcyle; BabyBMW; ourusa; theKid51; trooprally; Just A Nobody

This is what we’ve been thinking all along.


6 posted on 12/08/2009 9:43:24 AM PST by Apple Blossom (Politicians are like diapers, they both need changed regularly, and for the same reason.)
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To: Gopher Broke

Ft Belvoir ping


7 posted on 12/08/2009 9:54:48 AM PST by onedoug
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To: iceskater

I’m OK on any Mon, Tue, or Fri between now and Christmas. Not including Christmas Day of course.


8 posted on 12/08/2009 12:45:40 PM PST by P8riot (I carry a gun because I can't carry a cop.)
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