The conference should absolutely be outside in a tent. Who do these people think they are, attending a conference in buildings warmed by evil fossil fuels spewing out that nasty product of combusion — Carbon Dioxide! To attend an event like this, all delegates should be required to sign a pledge card that they will stop emitting CO2. Period. End of Story.
They should move the conference outside into a tent. They can enjoy all the warm weather they have been talking about. If it happens to get chilly, they can all talk some more. The hot air will be enough to send the tent soaring, just like Balloon Boy.”
Perfect! Maybe the wings will ice on the planes and the cars will freeze up and the heat will go off. Then we can hear more about global warming. I am tired of hearing about it being so warm they are going to reduce our heat supplies....and it is below zero.