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Some Humor To Start Your Day!
Friend ^ | 12/19/09 | Anon

Posted on 12/19/2009 2:46:55 AM PST by Wpin

Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.

Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First.

Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.

Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.

Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.

Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama? A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.

Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America !!

Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress? A: An Obama-nation.

Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler wrote his own book.

Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.

Q: Why doesn't Obama pray? A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.

- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!

- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"

- No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!

- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate.

- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.

New Barack Channel (NBC) Another Barack Channel (ABC) My Seriously New Barack Channel (MSNBC)

A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."

You smiled, I know you did.


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; obama; obamajokes
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To: saganite
I live near Asheville NC, admittedly a hotbed of leftism...

You ain't kidding. I was in Asheville back in October when we were out doing a leaf cruise. I hadn't been in Asheville since about '95 or '96. The town has certainly changed....

21 posted on 12/19/2009 5:09:44 AM PST by Thermalseeker (Stop the insanity - Flush Congress!)
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To: Wpin

Very good!


22 posted on 12/19/2009 5:16:26 AM PST by thethirddegree
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To: Thermalseeker

The town has certainly changed....

Not for the better.


23 posted on 12/19/2009 5:21:16 AM PST by saganite (What happens to taglines? Is there a termination date?)
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To: taxcontrol

LOL , See, you made me laugh.


24 posted on 12/19/2009 5:22:20 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously... You'll never live through it.)
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To: Condor51; stephenjohnbanker; Landru; maggief; GOPJ; sickoflibs; hoosiermama

Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?

A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.


25 posted on 12/19/2009 9:42:19 AM PST by Liz
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To: Liz

26 posted on 12/19/2009 10:38:23 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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