Skip to comments.Some Humor To Start Your Day!
Posted on 12/19/2009 2:46:55 AM PST by Wpin
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
Q: What's the difference between Simba and Obama? A: Simba is an African lion while Obama is a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America !!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress? A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray? A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
- Barack Obama: He has what it takes, to take what you've got!
- Barack Obama's campaign slogan, "Yes we can" has become, "Yes you will!"
- No one wants to see GM's new convertible, the Pelosi, with its top down!
- The liberals have asked us to give Obama time. 25 to life seems appropriate.
- Obama doesn't want terrorists tortured. He wants to torture American taxpayers instead.
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A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed to be far too qualified for the job. The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this; "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?" "Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Plymouths, and I voted for Obama."
You smiled, I know you did.
You ain't kidding. I was in Asheville back in October when we were out doing a leaf cruise. I hadn't been in Asheville since about '95 or '96. The town has certainly changed....
The town has certainly changed....
Not for the better.
LOL , See, you made me laugh.
Q: What’s the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp?
A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.