I don’t know. I’ve received advanced notice that the EPA is about to regulate urine emissions. They are about to announce that urine is a toxic waste product and that, under the Clean Water Act of 1971, the EPA has the authority to regulate it. A pirated copy of their ruling states that since urine is a toxic polutant, the EPA will be issung mandatory guidelines on how much and where each American will be allowed to urinate starting January 1, 2011. As part of the Obama Administration’s mandatory SmartNet system, monitors will be placed on all private and business toilets and urinals. In this way, the government will be able to monitor deadly urine emissions. Citizens and businesses that exceed their quota will be fined so as to compensate for their Urine Spillprint. Businesses using less than their alloted amount can purchase “Urine Credits” that may be redeemed for tax benefits or traded to others.
Of course that will be a huge health hazard, but the EPA figures if people get sick, then that is just hard luck.