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Reverend Fred Phelps: 'God Hates Lady Gaga'
Twitter/Jezebel.com ^ | 12-23-09 | Reverend Fred Phelps

Posted on 12/23/2009 7:53:44 PM PST by tlb

Fred Phelps, the hate-happy pastor of Wesboro Baptist Church, has, rather belatedly, discovered Lady Gaga- and now is calling for a boycott of the hussy's "pretentious prancing." If this weren't so crazy, it would be a masterpiece of absurdist prose:

I think we can do no better than to quote the Reverend's press release in its entirety:

"Thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed...Will He reserve His anger forever? Will he keep it to the end? Behold, thou hast spoken and done evil things as thou couldest." Jer 3:3,5

"Art" and "fashion" are the euphemisms, the guise under which proud whore Lady Gaga teaches rebellion against God (incidentally, her claim to the title of "lady" is sound only if she tacks on "of the night," thereby alluding to another euphemism of what she is.) As much as she'd like to pretend otherwise, there's nothing new or different about this particular hussy's pretentious prancing. Does the simple slut truly think that she can change God's standards by seducing a generation of rebels into joining her in fist-raised, stiff-necked, hard-hearted rebellion against Him? Get real!

Even as she gives lip-service to "liberating" her young fans, Lady Gaga brings them into slavery to their own corruption, teaching them to glory in their shame. She hates you! "For when they speak great swelling words of vanity, they allure through the lusts of the flesh, through much wantonness...While they promise them liberty, they themselves are the servants of corruption!" 2 Pet. 2:18-19

YOU'RE GOING TO HELL.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: god; homosexualagenda; ladygaga; lunatic; phelps
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I used to have a whore's forehead too, but they made me give it back.

I guess the "Dead US soldiers are going to hell" schtick is losing it's shock appeal, so they are searching for something new. Keep looking.

1 posted on 12/23/2009 7:53:45 PM PST by tlb
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To: tlb

I ain’t no fan of Lady Gaga, but even less a fan of self righteous Bible Thumpin’ men!


2 posted on 12/23/2009 7:56:05 PM PST by ImpBill ("America ... where are you now?" signed, a little "r" republican!)
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To: tlb

What is a Lady Gaga?


3 posted on 12/23/2009 7:58:14 PM PST by GSP.FAN (These are the times that try men's souls.)
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Lady Gaga?


4 posted on 12/23/2009 7:58:15 PM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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I do not understand why this guy gets any press at all. Westboro Baptist Church is CINO (Church in name only) and I know why he gets press because the MSM tries to paint us all with the Fred Phelps brush so that we can all be hate filled whack jobs...oh well.
I had to google Lady Gaga to even know who or what she was. She’s bascially a Madonna clone from years ago.


5 posted on 12/23/2009 7:58:26 PM PST by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: tlb

Phelps needs help.


7 posted on 12/23/2009 8:00:10 PM PST by Always Right
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I truly wish he would stop calling himself a Baptist, he’s not. And while I can’t stand listening to Lady Gaga, at least she’s not harassing people at funerals.Is he still pals with Gore?


8 posted on 12/23/2009 8:00:45 PM PST by sanjoaquinvalley (Long time lady lurker.)
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To: tlb

Guess the old Fart has never seen a bleached blond hooker in his life. Maybe that should be seen one with the lights on.


9 posted on 12/23/2009 8:01:40 PM PST by org.whodat
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Oh, one is so tempted to agree! Pop culture doesn’t come any stupider than Lady Gaga.

But, reason prevails ... just shoot yourself, Fred Phelps, and put us all out of your misery.


10 posted on 12/23/2009 8:01:59 PM PST by Tax-chick (Anoreth, Warrior Goddess of the Coast! She's violent and sarcastic - what's not to love?)
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You know, I often say, "God hates Al Gore" I think the current winter and political climate, supports the argument that at least God thinks Al Gore is a douche.
11 posted on 12/23/2009 8:03:08 PM PST by Porterville ( I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum)
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Is this Phelps guy even a seminary trained ordained minister? I have my doubts.


12 posted on 12/23/2009 8:03:17 PM PST by upsdriver
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Pop culture doesn’t come any stupider than Lady Gaga.

"Jersey Shore" is a close second.

13 posted on 12/23/2009 8:05:29 PM PST by southern rock
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He’s not a minister in any normal sense of the word. More like a cult leader, a white Reverend Wright. He’s a disbarred liberal lawyer and Al Gore supporter.


14 posted on 12/23/2009 8:06:31 PM PST by sanjoaquinvalley (Long time lady lurker.)
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To: tlb

God Hates Lady Gaga? Good. My pop-culture-attuned coworker sez she’s been muscling in on Britney’s territory, but is neither young nor pretty enough to be worthy of even unlatching Britney’s sandal strap.


15 posted on 12/23/2009 8:07:11 PM PST by flowerplough ( Pennsylvania today - New New Jersey meets North West Virginia.)
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To: tlb

The Phelps Folks are great at Satire.


16 posted on 12/23/2009 8:07:23 PM PST by trumandogz (The Democrats are driving us to Socialism at 100 MPH -The GOP is driving us to Socialism at 97.5 MPH)
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To: southern rock

I’ve missed that, except in Real Life, my mom’s family all spent summers on the Jersey Shore, at Ocean City.


17 posted on 12/23/2009 8:07:55 PM PST by Tax-chick (Anoreth, Warrior Goddess of the Coast! She's violent and sarcastic - what's not to love?)
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Her music is terrible like Justin Timberlake; but the talent and marketing is undeniable.
18 posted on 12/23/2009 8:08:44 PM PST by Porterville ( I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubble gum)
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Is ANYONE considered a serious minister in this day and age proclaiming that dancing will send you to hell? I thought we settled that argument after the controversy over Elvis swinging his hips.


19 posted on 12/23/2009 8:13:47 PM PST by GOP_Resurrected
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To: tlb

Phelps needs a seriously large cup of STFU.


20 posted on 12/23/2009 8:15:43 PM PST by DTogo (High time to bring back the Sons of Liberty !!)
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