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Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei loves caviar and vulgar jokes, defector claims
UK Telegraph ^
| December 31 2009
| Damien McElroy and Ahmad Vahdat
Posted on 12/31/2009 11:59:39 AM PST by knighthawk
A catalogue of the private opulence and eccentric tastes of 70-year-old Ayatollah Khamenei and his family has been compiled by Iran's opposition Green Movement from the accounts of the defector, who is said to be in hiding in France.
Among his claims are that Ayatollah Khamenei has a voracious appetite for trout and caviar; is an avid hoarder of collectables from bejewelled pipes to fine horses; and that he suffers regular bouts of depression which are treated in part by audiences with a mid-ranking mullah who tells vulgar jokes.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: ayatollah; iran; khamenei
To: MizSterious; Nix 2; green lantern; BeOSUser; Brad's Gramma; dreadme; Turk2; keri; ...
posted on 12/31/2009 12:01:18 PM PST
(We will always remember We will always be proud We will always be prepared so we may always be free)
To: knighthawk; Slings and Arrows
Did you hear the one about the salmon roe...
posted on 12/31/2009 12:04:24 PM PST
by a fool in paradise
(Beware the Green Menace, the socialists warning you of global warming under your bed are hysteric.)
posted on 12/31/2009 12:08:49 PM PST
(Screw the polar bears. What have polar bears ever done for me?)
No wonder the Zero likes him......................
posted on 12/31/2009 12:20:31 PM PST
by Red Badger
(Obama - The first ever elected lame duck..............)
posted on 12/31/2009 12:22:39 PM PST
("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
Happy New Year!
(In just a couple of hours for you.)
posted on 12/31/2009 12:26:09 PM PST
(Armed in the Heartland)
Roe, roe, roe your boat.
Q: How many infidels does it take to change a light bulb?
A: BOOM! I kill them all!
Q: How many 9 year old boys can a mullah molest in an afternoon?
A: How many you got?
posted on 12/31/2009 12:29:53 PM PST
(My baloney has a first name, it's B-A-R-A-K. My baloney has a second name, it's O-B-A-M-A)
I’d like to blow up a ham in his shorts...
posted on 12/31/2009 12:30:43 PM PST
(No To O -Time is going by really really really really slow.)
So Muhammed is babysitting some children, right...and...
posted on 12/31/2009 12:49:51 PM PST
(Someone important make......The Call!)
“he suffers regular bouts of depression”
I’d be depressed too, if I was 70 years old, and I was seeking salvation by trying to placate an angry moon god by expressing violence towards my fellow man.
posted on 12/31/2009 1:31:18 PM PST
by I still care
(A Republic - if you can keep it. - Ben Franklin)
widespread rumours in Iran the Ayatollah has used opium.
I could believe that...
In a way he sounds like a rich Saudi prince...collects shiny toys and prized horses and eats caviar. I loved the part about the walking sticks. That would explain why he's holding one in every dang picture of him.
There once was an Ayatollah named Khamenei
Who had this really teeny-weenie peniee
He likes little boys
Who have small toys
No boys with small toys makes Khamenei a meany
posted on 12/31/2009 1:55:05 PM PST
by Cyber Ninja
(His legacy is a stain OnTheDress)
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