More like, “Women, children and minorities wept openly today as a new regime of pain and terror was inaugurated in Washington at a lightly attended ceremony. Most of the attendees were wealthy, angry white men descended from slave owners. Immediate, far ranging round ups of dissidents are expected to commence later today, with several illegal, immoral wars for oil to follow.”
...angry, gun-toting, bible-thumping, homophobic, teabaging, white men descended from slave owners...
There! Corrected it.