Posted on 01/02/2010 4:24:07 AM PST by goldstategop
On Christmas Day, a gentleman from Nigeria succeeded (effortlessly) in boarding a flight to Detroit with a bomb in his underwear. Pretty funny, huh?
But the Pantybomber wasn’t the big joke. The real laugh was the United States government. The global hyperpower spent the next week making itself a laughingstock to the entire planet. First, the bureaucrats at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) swung into action with a whole new range of restrictions.
Against radical Yemen-trained Muslims wearing weaponized briefs? Of course not. That would be too obvious. So instead they imposed a slew of constraints against you. At Heathrow last week, they were permitting only one item of carry-on on U.S. flights. In Toronto, no large purses.
Um, the Pantybomber didn’t have a purse. He brought the bomb on board under his private parts, and his private parts weren’t part of his carry-on (although, if reports of injuries sustained in his failed mission are correct, they may well have been part of his carry-off). But no matter. If in doubt, blame the victim. The TSA announced that for the last hour of the flight no passenger can use the toilets or have anything on his lap — not a laptop, not a blanket, not a stewardess, not even a paperback book. I can’t wait for the first lawsuit after an infidel flight attendant confiscates a litigious imam’s Koran as they’re coming into LAX.
You’re still free to read a paperback if you’re flying from Paris to Sydney, or Stockholm to Beijing, or Kuala Lumpur to Heathrow. But not to LAX or JFK. The TSA were responding as bonehead bureaucracies do: Don’t just stand there, do something. And every time the TSA does something, you’ll have to stand there, longer and longer, suffering ever more pointless indignities. Last week, guest-hosting The Rush Limbaugh Show, I took a call from a lady who said that, if it helps keep her safe, she’s happy to get to the airport “four, five, whatever hours” before the flight. Try to put a figure on “whatever” and you’ll get a sense of where America’s transportation system is headed. Ten years ago, you got to the airport 45 minutes, an hour before the flight. Now, thanks to the ever more demanding choreographers of the homeland-security kabuki, it’s two, three, four, whatever. Look at O’Hare and imagine the size of airport we’ll need. And by then the Pantybomber won’t even need to get on the plane; he can kill more people blowing up the check-in line.
And remember, this was a bombing mission that “failed.” With failures like this, who needs victories?
Joke, joke, joke. The only good news was that the derision was so universal that the TSA promptly reined in some of their wackier impositions a couple of days later. But by then Janet Incompetano, the homeland-security secretary, had gone on TV and declared to the world that there was nothing to worry about: “The system worked.”
Indeed, it worked “smoothly.” The al-Qaeda trainee on a terrorist watch list, a man banned from the United Kingdom and reported to the CIA by his own father, got on board the plane, assembled the bomb, and attempted to detonate it. But don’t worry ’bout a thing; the system worked.
Twenty-four hours later, Secretary Incompetano was back on TV to protest that her words had been taken “out of context.” No doubt, the al-Qaeda-trained CIA-reported cash-paying crotch-stuffed watch-list member’s smooth progress through check-in was also taken “out of context.”
But by then the president of the United States had also taken to the airwaves. For three days, he had remained silent — which I believe is a world record for the 44th president. Since Jan. 20, 2009, it’s been difficult to switch on the TV and not find him yakking — accepting an award in Oslo for not being George W. Bush, doing Special Olympics gags with Jay Leno, apologizing for America to some dictator or other . . . But across the electric wires an eerie still had descended. And when the president finally spoke, even making allowances for his usual detached cool, he sounded less like a commander-in-chief addressing the nation after an attempted attack than an assistant DA at a Cook County press conference announcing a drug bust: “Here’s what we know so far. . . . As the plane made its final approach to Detroit Metropolitan Airport, a passenger allegedly tried to ignite an explosive device. . . . The suspect was immediately subdued. . . . The suspect is now in custody and has been charged.” Etc, etc, piling up one desiccated legalism on another: “Allegedly . . . ” “suspect . . . ” “charged . . . ” The president can’t tell an allegedly alleged suspect (which is what he is in Obama fantasy-land) from an enemy combatant (which is what he is in cold hard reality). But worse than the complacent cop-show jargonizing was a phrase it’s hard to read as anything other than a deliberate attempt to mislead the public: The president referred to the Knickerbomber as an “isolated extremist.” By this time, it was already clear that young Umar had been radicalized by jihadist networks in London and fast-tracked to training in Yemen by terror operatives who understood the potentially high value of a Westernized Muslim with excellent English from a respectable family. Yet President Obama tried to pass him off as some sort of lone misfit who wakes up one morning and goes bananas. Could happen to anyone.
But, if it takes the White House three days to react to an attack on the United States, their rapid-response unit can fire back in nothing flat when Dick Cheney speaks. “It is telling,” huffed the president’s communications director, Dan Pfeiffer, “that Vice President Cheney and others seem to be more focused on criticizing the administration than condemning the attackers.”
“Condemning the attackers”? What happened to all the allegedly alleged stuff? Shouldn’t that be “condemning the alleged isolated attacker”? The communications director seems to be wandering a bit off-message here, whatever the message is: The system worked, so we’re inconveniencing you even more. The system failed, but the alleged suspect is an isolated extremist, so why won’t that cowardly squish Cheney have the guts to condemn the attacker and his vast network of associates?
The real message was conveyed by Fouad Ajami, discussing the new administration’s foreign policy in the Wall Street Journal: “No despot fears Mr. Obama, and no blogger in Cairo or Damascus or Tehran, no demonstrator in those cruel Iranian streets, expects Mr. Obama to ride to the rescue.” True. Another Iranian deadline passed on New Year’s Eve, but the United States will set a new one for Groundhog Day or whenever.
And, just as the thug states understand they now have the run of the planet, so do the terror cells. A thwarted terror attack at Christmas is bad enough. Spending the following week making yourself a global joke is worse. Every A-list despot and dimestore jihadist got that message loud and clear — and so did American allies already feeling semi-abandoned by this most parochial of presidents. Expect a bumpy twelve months ahead. Happy New Year.
The determination must be design. The safety of the nation is at stake. How you going to prosecute stupidity?
Bump. Forwarded it, as my relatives and friends are their own security. God protect them and America.
What I would like to know is what excuse will Barry, and his incompetents, use if Hell-qaeda does bring down a plane. Listen, we will never be told Hell-qaeda brought the plane down. The excuse will be “pilot error”, “mechanical failure”, “geese”, “swans”, “empty fuel tanks”, “over loaded”, “wind sheer,” oh man, the list is endless. If the “panty bomber” would have succeeded, we would have never known it was terror related. I guarantee you and the main reason……… Too difficult to blame Bush.
But if he needed to take all of time off I would want Mark Steyn as permanent fill in host.
“Our enemies understand full well they have nothing to fear from America in the coming year. Happy New Year! “
It is clear that Obama needs another “crisis”
“A crisis is a terrible thing to wasre”
Rahm.
Barry’s not ready for a “crises”. He needs “BarryCare” to pass first. Then a, well planned out, crises to take our minds off “BarryCare.”
There is no earthly excuse why this punk was allowed to fly in here.
He couldn’t fly into Heathrow(would have been arrested on the spot).
He couldn’t fly to Paris
He couldn’t fly to Sydney
or Rome.
Just here........
nobama is his own “crisis”.
The S.I.E.U. and Andy Stern will fight you all the way!!!
“...thanks to the ever more demanding choreographers of the homeland-security kabuki, it’s two, three, four, whatever. Look at O’Hare and imagine the size of airport we’ll need. And by then the Pantybomber won’t even need to get on the plane; he can kill more people blowing up the check-in line.”
This part has worried me since 9/11. Rather than screening the passengers BEFORE they get to the airport, we are stacking them up there, creating a juicy target indeed.
Let’s remember that the primary purpose of terrorism is to get media publicity. Attacking an airport would create much more bloodshed, be much more camera-worthy and would be much more accessible to the media than some remote wreckage site.
I never had a fear of flying, but have been becoming increasingly anxious while at airports.
TSA worker assaults newsman.mpg
http://www.youtube.com/user/crimefile
“On Dec 31 while at Terminal 2 of the Los Angeles Internationa Airport a TSA worker assaulted me while I was shooting some videotape on a public sidewalk. She is the star of this video but I have not named her on purpose. Maybe it’s time the TSA wokers learn thir job is not to aggravate paying passengers but to observe and report acts of terror. Had it been a White TSA worker against a black man this would be settled in the Whitehouse Rosegarden at a “BEER SUMMIT”. The LAX police did a fine job of investigation as expected.”
Funny and frightening at the same time.
Thanks for the post, goldstategop.
And may the Lord protect us from the incompetant Marxist autocrat in the White House.
The earthly excuse is that he had a brother in the White House who condones his anti-American terrorism.
And, just as the thug states understand they now have the run of the planet, so do the terror cells. A thwarted terror attack at Christmas is bad enough. Spending the following week making yourself a global joke is worse. Every A-list despot and dimestore jihadist got that message loud and clear — and so did American allies already feeling semi-abandoned by this most parochial of presidents. Expect a bumpy twelve months ahead. Happy New Year.”
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God help Americans all. Without You Lord we can do nothing.
In Jesus NAME, AMEN.
“Incompetano” bump
bump & a ping
It could be a Happy New Year if the moderates and independents who vote reliably for rats finally realize that their votes have enabled this gross incompetence and corruption.
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