Skip to comments.ARF! ARF! The diary of a conservative dog in the White House
Posted on 01/06/2010 3:32:25 PM PST by mrmystery
Bow-wow. You can call me Bo. Im President Shoutouts family mutt, a Portuguese water dog with curly black hair. My real name isnt Bo, but Im not telling you my real one. Bo is fine. Itll do anyway. Took the White House brain trust four months to come up with it you wouldnt believe the names they actually considered. Lets just say that Alinsky was a contender until Axelrod said why dont you just name it Arafat and kiss off flyover country for 2012? Yeah, he called me it. Axelrods a real sweetheart. Barrys chief political advisor, which means he spent the whole presidential campaign sending candygrams to the press corps so they wouldnt do their job. He could have accomplished the same thing with a Hershey bar stolen from an orphans Halloween bag. I got his number. Axelrod smells like cabbage and tries to kick me when Barrys not looking.
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This is dumb.
Big Journalism ^ | 1-6-2010 | Robert “Bo” Ferrigno
Look who wrote it.
Lame. It’s Bambi’s initials and HE is a mutt too.
Peggy she smells good, like mahogany and oranges, but shes confusing. One minute shes in a fugue state about Barrys cool elegance, like hes Fred Astaire with the nuclear football, the next shes all weepy about teenagers who dont know who Ronald Reagan was, and how just yesterday she was talking to an old friend about the delicious chocolate macaroons they served at this little shop on Third Avenue back when Republicans didnt raise their voices, or nominate trailer trash for high office. You get the idea. Just another loony old broad with a column. Maureen Dowd without the desperation....
Axelrods approach to the media is to hold up a chew-toy so theyll walk on their hind legs. Offer them an exclusive interview with Barry and theyll lick themselves with delight. Rahm prefers to smack their snouts with a rolled-up newspaper.
This was so funny!
Let’s hope we hear lots more from Bo!
First...it’s nice to see Ferrigno can do fun writing as well as the serious stuff.
Second, did the White House do a video with Bo for the holidays? If not...why the heck not? I mean, I know how they’re all about how great they are and how crap Dubya was, but seriously...if Axelrod didn’t think the Barneycam videos were (a) fun and (b) worth carrying over, he’s not as smart as advertised.
Good imaginative writing. It was fun to read