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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

The debate over full body security scans just got a lot more graphic, thanks to Democratic political strategist and frequent flyer James Carville.

Speaking on The Tony Kornheiser Show Friday, Carville laid out, or unzipped, his vision for airport security.

But the consummate talker couldn't help sharing too much information.

"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

(Excerpt) Read more at washingtonscene.thehill.com ...


TOPICS: Extended News; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: airportsecurity; carville; jackass; microscopic; napl; plancklimit; scanner; shortsubject; shrinkage
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You have got to read the comments, they are hilarious.
1 posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:39 AM PST by mojitojoe
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To: mojitojoe

One of the comments:

“Its a scanner, not a microscope…”


2 posted on 01/08/2010 10:39:29 AM PST by avacado
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To: mojitojoe

He’s all penis.


3 posted on 01/08/2010 10:39:34 AM PST by Jim Robinson (Join the TEA Party Rebellion!! May God and TEA save the Republic!!)
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To: mojitojoe

Can’t Mary do it ?


4 posted on 01/08/2010 10:39:36 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey; Mr. Brightside; earlJam; Rb ver. 2.0; lesser_satan; Taffini; jdm; countess; ...

As long as he doesn’t take “it” out.


5 posted on 01/08/2010 10:40:13 AM PST by Gamecock (We always have reasons for doing what we do.)
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To: mojitojoe

Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’...
or find out that he doesn’t really have one.


6 posted on 01/08/2010 10:40:27 AM PST by Repeal The 17th (I AM JIM THOMPSON!)
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To: mojitojoe
I had no idea the resolution was that good!!
7 posted on 01/08/2010 10:40:43 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (We have the 1st so that we can call on people to rebel. We have 2nd so that they can.)
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To: mojitojoe

Well, James, from what Mary tells me, they would need a micrometer to measure it.


8 posted on 01/08/2010 10:40:47 AM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: mojitojoe

His wife must be SO proud! /s


9 posted on 01/08/2010 10:41:05 AM PST by PalmettoMason (MUSLIMS BE WARNED! I am armed. And my ammo has all been dipped in pork fat.)
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To: Gamecock

Negative numbers...


10 posted on 01/08/2010 10:41:06 AM PST by Eric in the Ozarks (Impeachment !)
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To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

I don't think they have a scanning electron microscopes at the airport security desk.

11 posted on 01/08/2010 10:41:09 AM PST by broken_arrow1 (I regret that I have but one life to give for my country - Nathan Hale "Patriot")
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To: mojitojoe

Janet’s is bigger


12 posted on 01/08/2010 10:41:37 AM PST by silverleaf
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To: mojitojoe

13 posted on 01/08/2010 10:41:55 AM PST by Lancey Howard
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To: mojitojoe

What a d!ckhead.


14 posted on 01/08/2010 10:42:39 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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To: mojitojoe

Well, who is the girl model in the scanner on the Drudge Report - lets ask her.


15 posted on 01/08/2010 10:43:39 AM PST by edcoil (If I had 1 cent for every dollar the government saved, Bill Gates and I would be friends.)
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To: mojitojoe

“We’ll never get that on the album cover”


16 posted on 01/08/2010 10:44:05 AM PST by ansel12 (anti SoCon. Earl Warren's court 1953-1969, libertarian hero, anti social conservative loser.)
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To: mojitojoe

I suppose Carville is the kind of guy who goes to a nudist wedding and then proclaims, “I only missed being best man by a sixteenth of an inch!”


17 posted on 01/08/2010 10:45:07 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Is anyone in the 0bama administration competent at anything?!!?)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Which gargoyle do you think he thinks with??


18 posted on 01/08/2010 10:45:26 AM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: Malone LaVeigh

Yep...His penis sticks through the collar of his shirt......


19 posted on 01/08/2010 10:46:27 AM PST by Boonie
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To: Jim Robinson
He's all penis.

I think you may be right!. If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!

20 posted on 01/08/2010 10:47:15 AM PST by MIchaelTArchangel (Is anyone in the 0bama administration competent at anything?!!?)
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To: Malone LaVeigh

When he looks in the mirror, he just sees his bald head and starts hallucinating....


21 posted on 01/08/2010 10:48:05 AM PST by Stayfree (Patriotic Americans United.com operates Reward For Obama's Birth Certificate.com!!)
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To: Repeal The 17th
Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’... or find out that he doesn’t really have one.

If he does have one, he'd better spit it out because it belongs to someone else.

22 posted on 01/08/2010 10:48:14 AM PST by Retired COB (Still mad about Campaign Finance Reform)
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To: mojitojoe

Carville’s shortcomings are already well-known.


23 posted on 01/08/2010 10:48:29 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (America does not need to be organized: it needs to be liberated.)
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To: mojitojoe

Ms. Matalin... you could’ve done SO much better than this guy.


24 posted on 01/08/2010 10:48:58 AM PST by ScottinVA (The arrogance of this Congress is staggering. November 2010 can't get here quickly enough.)
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To: edcoil

I was wondering how photo shopped that photo is... It seems that the particulars are smudged out. So again we still don’t know what they can see with these scans. Can they tell if a women is using a tampon or pad? That kind of stuff, the very essence of most peoples reticence is precisely what we don’t know... For a reason I suspect. No I’m not trying to be provocative but it one of the unspoken reasons the scans are scary.


25 posted on 01/08/2010 10:49:01 AM PST by DariusBane (Even the Rocks shall cry out "Hobamma to the Highest")
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To: Lancey Howard

No dick? No Balls? No service!


26 posted on 01/08/2010 10:49:06 AM PST by Doc Savage (SOBAMP!)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel
I think you may be right!. If you look at him from the neck up, it appears he is a penis with eyes and ears!

ROTFL !! What an image ! And it's lunch time, too !

27 posted on 01/08/2010 10:50:30 AM PST by Red Boots
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To: mojitojoe
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane,"

What a cheesy embarrassment he is to his wife and children.

28 posted on 01/08/2010 10:50:39 AM PST by MamaDearest
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To: mojitojoe; Slings and Arrows

29 posted on 01/08/2010 10:51:18 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Al Gore was more concerned with the evil influence of heavy metal than that of radical Imam.)
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To: mojitojoe
The screener forgot her magnifying glass and told him he couldn't fly!
30 posted on 01/08/2010 10:51:37 AM PST by dalereed
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To: mojitojoe

It must be the right wavelength to detect objects that small...


31 posted on 01/08/2010 10:52:12 AM PST by MortMan (Stubbing one's toes is a valid (if painful) way of locating furniture in the dark.)
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To: mojitojoe

32 posted on 01/08/2010 10:52:15 AM PST by maggief
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To: mojitojoe; 537cant be wrong; Aeronaut; bassmaner; Bella_Bru; Big Guy and Rusty 99; Brian Allen; ...

33 posted on 01/08/2010 10:52:22 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Al Gore was more concerned with the evil influence of heavy metal than that of radical Imam.)
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To: mojitojoe

I guess that explains the waste basket he put on his head.
He thought it was a condom.


34 posted on 01/08/2010 10:52:49 AM PST by Zathras
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To: maggief

With his bald head, Carville looks like a pr**k with ears.


35 posted on 01/08/2010 10:53:46 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Al Gore was more concerned with the evil influence of heavy metal than that of radical Imam.)
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To: MIchaelTArchangel

If he takes viagra, it will make his back and neck stiff?


36 posted on 01/08/2010 10:53:54 AM PST by Quickgun (As a former fetus, I'm opposed to abortion. Pray for Obama,Psalms109:8)
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To: mojitojoe
In the movie Primary Colors the "Carville" character exposes himself to a pretty young female campaign volunteer and asks "You know what this is, don't you." She regards him distainfully and replies, "It's like a penis, only smaller."
37 posted on 01/08/2010 10:54:07 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (The CRU needs adult supervision.)
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To: Zathras

38 posted on 01/08/2010 10:54:54 AM PST by a fool in paradise (Al Gore was more concerned with the evil influence of heavy metal than that of radical Imam.)
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To: mojitojoe

This brings up the question, how long will it be before the perverts start going through these scanners erect and simi-erect knowing that someone can see it? And how long after that will it be before that make it a federal crime to sport a woody at the airport?


39 posted on 01/08/2010 10:55:48 AM PST by Between the Lines (For their sins of 50 million abortions God gave them over to be an ObamaNation {Romans 1:24-32})
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To: Lancey Howard

.424
But that is a 6”-7” inch micrometer, right?


40 posted on 01/08/2010 10:58:50 AM PST by right way right
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To: mojitojoe

Carville: Airport scanners can ‘measure my penis’

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Wow! I feel sorry for the poor TSA agents who have to do that.

Well, almost sorry.


41 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:09 AM PST by Responsibility2nd
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To: mojitojoe
Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'

Assumes facts not in evidence...

42 posted on 01/08/2010 10:59:59 AM PST by Zeppo ("Happy Pony is on - and I'm NOT missing Happy Pony")
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To: mojitojoe

Government creates new job position at airport screening—Pecker Checker.


43 posted on 01/08/2010 11:00:47 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: mojitojoe

“Who put that penis enlarger in my suitcase? That’s not mine.”

Bet it’s bigger than his brain.


44 posted on 01/08/2010 11:01:45 AM PST by Reagan69 (The only thing SHOVEL-READY since BO's stimulus has been MICHAEL JACKSON (tammy bruce))
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To: mojitojoe

His young daughters must be so proud. Aren’t they young school girls? The kids on the playground will have a field day with this no doubt. He should think about them before saying something so juvenile to the whole world.


45 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:53 AM PST by carmody
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To: mojitojoe

it IS millimeter wave technology afterall.


46 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by RFEngineer
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To: Reagan69

Microtechnology Rules!


47 posted on 01/08/2010 11:02:58 AM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
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To: mojitojoe

Carville has a penis?


48 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:08 AM PST by marvlus
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To: mojitojoe

As the screener’s scratch their heads and say: It looks like a Penis only smaller.


49 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:13 AM PST by mortal19440
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To: Quickgun

If Carvile takes Viagra, it will only make him taller.


50 posted on 01/08/2010 11:03:22 AM PST by elcid1970 ("O Muslim! My bullets are dipped in pig grease!")
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