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Carville: Airport scanners can 'measure my penis'
The Hill ^ | 1/8/2010 | Christina Wilkie

Posted on 01/08/2010 10:34:36 AM PST by mojitojoe

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To: marvlus

“Carville has a penis?”:

If he does,,, he got the short end of the stick!


61 posted on 01/08/2010 11:15:45 AM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: mojitojoe

Doubt it would be much of a search.


62 posted on 01/08/2010 11:16:50 AM PST by PzLdr ("The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am" - Darth Vader)
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63 posted on 01/08/2010 11:19:10 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Jim Robinson

I don’t know Jim. It’s a toss up for me. Is he all penis or all a lump of something the household pet left in the middle of the living room floor?


64 posted on 01/08/2010 11:19:44 AM PST by DoughtyOne (Good news. HC bill will not cover illegal aliens. Bad news. 20-35 million will be made citizens.)
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To: mojitojoe

huh, the guy puts a condom on his head when it rains


65 posted on 01/08/2010 11:22:19 AM PST by 1000 silverlings (everything that deceives, also enchants: Plato)
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To: mojitojoe
they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane

Sorry. Not big enough. Please step to the back of the line

66 posted on 01/08/2010 11:25:00 AM PST by paul51 (11 September 2001 - Never forget)
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To: 6ppc

I think we’re talking nanotech here.

LOL


67 posted on 01/08/2010 11:25:00 AM PST by Chickensoup (We have the government we deserve. Is our government our traitor?)
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68 posted on 01/08/2010 11:30:50 AM PST by mojitojoe (“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
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To: mojitojoe
You know who is really going to be embarrassed, not Mary....

Aren't his daughters Teenagers by now?

Can you imagine the ribbing @ school these girls will get?

You don't say stupid stuff with teenagers, Mary won't be embarrassed but may want to hit him in the head with a frying pan, aggh what a verbal gaff...

69 posted on 01/08/2010 11:30:54 AM PST by taildragger (Palin/Mulally 2012)
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To: silverleaf

LOL!! So is the first Wookie’s.


70 posted on 01/08/2010 11:31:43 AM PST by mojitojoe (“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
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71 posted on 01/08/2010 11:34:18 AM PST by paulycy (AMERICA: Less safe. Less free. More broke.)
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To: mojitojoe
"Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, then let me get on the plane," he said.

Given that he *is* a worthless pr*ck I suspect that it measures something like 5' 2".

72 posted on 01/08/2010 11:34:54 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Host The Beer Summit-->Win The Nobel Peace Prize!)
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To: mojitojoe

The scanner has a micrometer?


73 posted on 01/08/2010 11:35:14 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: mojitojoe

I didn’t think the scanners could show the inside of his rectum.


74 posted on 01/08/2010 11:35:36 AM PST by Cyman
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To: dead

LMAO!! Good one!


75 posted on 01/08/2010 11:36:07 AM PST by mojitojoe (“Medicine is the keystone of the arch of socialism.” - Vladimir Lenin)
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To: Lancey Howard

Hey, I used to use a tool that measured down to 0.001”. Even that wouldn’t have been effective in Carville’s case.


76 posted on 01/08/2010 11:36:07 AM PST by bcsco (Hey, GOP: The American Indians found out what happens when you don't control immigration...)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Someone should tell Carville about the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle.


77 posted on 01/08/2010 11:37:49 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (HALP UZ AL GOR. PLEEZ SEND GLOBUL WARMING.)
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To: mojitojoe

***”Let me buy a [security] pass ... so that they can scan me and and search me and measure my penis, ***

It’s a scanner, not a magnifying glass. they will probbly ask why you have a toothprick in your shorts. It’s a woodie, isn’t it?
a very little prick at that.


78 posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:07 AM PST by Ruy Dias de Bivar (Are my guns loaded? Break in and find out.)
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To: mojitojoe

they only have to measure him from head to toe for the size as he’s a big penis


79 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:45 AM PST by manc (WILL OBAMA EVER GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY OR WILL HE LET THE MEDIA/THE LEFT BE FOOLED FOR EVER)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Mind-reading systems could change air security...


80 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:09 AM PST by TornadoAlley3 (Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
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