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AUDIO: Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"
RealClearPolitics ^ | January 8, 2010 | RealClearPolitics

Posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:22 AM PST by ianschwartz

"What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe-flier card and then go, you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."

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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: jamescarville
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1 posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:25 AM PST by ianschwartz
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To: ianschwartz

Carville always wears a tie to keep the foreskin from riding up his face.

2 posted on 01/08/2010 11:41:53 AM PST by RingerSIX
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To: ianschwartz

Well after all, it is millimeter radar.


3 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:23 AM PST by tired1 (When the Devil eats you there's only one way out.)
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To: ianschwartz
WHY are Dems so into middle school behavior? Can't any of them speak and act like adults?

(rhetorical questions)

4 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: ianschwartz

They’re scanners, James, not microscopes............


5 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:36 AM PST by Red Badger (Obama - The first ever elected lame duck..............)
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To: ianschwartz

If there is a finding, positive or negative, might we expect security to keep it to themselves?


6 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:42 AM PST by davisfh ( Islam is a very serious mental and social illness)
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To: ianschwartz

I have always felt that he is just one big “penis”.


7 posted on 01/08/2010 11:42:45 AM PST by vg0va3 (I don't plan to quit the fight until it is finally over.)
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To: ianschwartz
Brings to mind a phrase of my step-father,

"Measure with a micrometer, mark with chalk, cut with an axe!"

8 posted on 01/08/2010 11:43:56 AM PST by Not now, Not ever! (The devil made me do it!,.......................................................( well, not really.)
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To: ianschwartz

Electron microscopes are too expensive, Snakehead.


9 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:08 AM PST by DennisR
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To: DJ MacWoW

And how did this imbecile marry a Republican?


10 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:26 AM PST by max americana
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To: ianschwartz
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"

Luckily for him it takes only an instant.

11 posted on 01/08/2010 11:45:51 AM PST by theDentist (fybo; qwerty ergo typo : i type, therefore i misspelll)
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To: RingerSIX

It would be better if he pulled the foreskin over his face and made himself disappear.


12 posted on 01/08/2010 11:47:11 AM PST by Boston Blackie (Treasons Greetings from Congress and the President.)
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To: ianschwartz; shibumi; Salamander; Slings and Arrows
...you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."

That would be a small inconvenience for you, Mr. Carville.

13 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:10 AM PST by Semper Mark (Life is a series of sucker punches. Protect yourself at all times.)
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To: ianschwartz

Going by the article, Carville was referring to the TSA agents measuring his penis, rather than the scan machine.


14 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:15 AM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: ianschwartz

They’d have to find it first.

Mary Matalin probably keeps it in a jar on the nightstand.

LQ


15 posted on 01/08/2010 11:49:39 AM PST by LizardQueen (The world is not out to get you, except in the sense that the world is out to get everyone.)
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To: Red Badger

ROFL! Good one.


16 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:08 AM PST by SoKatt ("Change" is not a strategy!)
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To: ianschwartz

Sorry, folks, I hate this guy, but that’s just laugh-out-lound funny.


17 posted on 01/08/2010 11:50:47 AM PST by AbeKrieger (Islam is a trojan horse designed to infiltrate and bring down Western civilization.)
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To: max americana

Now THAT is a question!


18 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:21 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (Make yourselves sheep and the wolves will eat you. Ben Franklin)
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To: ianschwartz

OOPS. Wrong article.

Seems he has been qouted differently depending on the media source.


19 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:37 AM PST by UCANSEE2
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To: RingerSIX
Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis Hemipenis"
20 posted on 01/08/2010 11:51:45 AM PST by skeeter
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To: ianschwartz
Look out Carville!....You might break the machine!
21 posted on 01/08/2010 11:52:48 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: ianschwartz

22 posted on 01/08/2010 11:53:11 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: Red Badger
They’re scanners, James, not microscopes............

Funny enough to repeat

23 posted on 01/08/2010 11:55:52 AM PST by 11th Commandment (History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme - Mark Twain)
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To: ianschwartz

Of course they can, it’s right there on top of his shoulders.


24 posted on 01/08/2010 11:58:54 AM PST by MCF
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To: ianschwartz

Very classy.


25 posted on 01/08/2010 12:03:30 PM PST by Old Grumpy
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To: vg0va3

“I have always felt that he is just one big “penis”.”

You’re right, the measurement will be equal to his height.


26 posted on 01/08/2010 12:07:19 PM PST by Peter Horry (Those who aren't responsible always know best.)
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To: ianschwartz

Carville doesn’t have a penis. Hillary sheared it off with scissors.


27 posted on 01/08/2010 12:08:52 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: ianschwartz

Wow, so they’re accurate to a half a millimeter, huh?


28 posted on 01/08/2010 12:10:27 PM PST by Recovering_Democrat
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To: ianschwartz

Step right up Mr. Carville!

29 posted on 01/08/2010 12:15:44 PM PST by jaz.357 ("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." W.Churchill)
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To: ianschwartz

What penis, Carville? =.=

Btw, how’s that prediction of 40 more years of Democratic Party dominance coming along....idiot?


30 posted on 01/08/2010 12:18:17 PM PST by cranked
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To: ianschwartz

isn’t it sticking out of his collar?


31 posted on 01/08/2010 12:34:50 PM PST by ronniesgal ( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
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To: ianschwartz

James Carville. What a Vulgar little Serpent.
One of the Crown Jewels of the democratic party.


32 posted on 01/08/2010 12:37:04 PM PST by Pompah
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To: ianschwartz

Now, see?

You guys are going to make me find my magnifying glass and tweezers.

geez ;)


33 posted on 01/08/2010 12:44:48 PM PST by Daisyjane69 (Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
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To: ianschwartz

When he walks thru a body scan all one can see is a BIG ARS.


34 posted on 01/08/2010 12:47:25 PM PST by 1Old Pro (Cheney was proven right so quickly, Obama inviting terrorist attacks, 9 & counting in 2009)
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To: ianschwartz; big'ol_freeper; cleveland gop; Richard Kimball
Gadzooks! Where, oh where! Do I go... to get that image out of my mind?

"Can I... help? Yes, things are getting back... in focus!

35 posted on 01/08/2010 12:49:18 PM PST by Bender2 ("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
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To: Pompah
One of the Crown family Jewels of the democratic party.

Now, I agree!

36 posted on 01/08/2010 12:54:53 PM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: Daisyjane69

Yep, another definition for “pinhead.”


37 posted on 01/08/2010 1:00:48 PM PST by melancholy (Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
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To: ianschwartz

Carville is not allowed to take Viagra because his head would go through the ceiling.


38 posted on 01/08/2010 2:02:29 PM PST by y6162 (uish..)
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To: RingerSIX

I am so glad I did not have liquid in my mouth.


39 posted on 01/08/2010 3:38:34 PM PST by Eagle Eye (3%)
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To: Markos33; shibumi; Slings and Arrows
They can do wonders with scanning electron microscopes these days so not ~all~ hope is lost.


40 posted on 01/08/2010 7:37:52 PM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: DJ MacWoW; max americana

Being a Republican does not automatically endow you with a functional brain.

[in fact, generally, it works the other way around]


41 posted on 01/08/2010 7:40:46 PM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: Salamander

As I sat down and saw the title of the article the words “electron microscope” popped into my head, just the place to hopelessly encounter serendipity, and then came you.....


42 posted on 01/08/2010 7:41:06 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: Salamander

And you know whom is the most patient female on the planet because she actually had a child by snakehead!


43 posted on 01/08/2010 7:41:20 PM PST by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN; Salamander

A poor yute, destined to be permenently conflicted.

Mammal? Reptile? Mammal? Reptile? Imigdula, or not imigdula - that is the question!


44 posted on 01/08/2010 7:45:15 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: shibumi
;^) Good one!
45 posted on 01/08/2010 7:52:46 PM PST by MHGinTN (Obots, believing they cannot be deceived, it is impossible to convince them when they are deceived.)
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To: MHGinTN

Just realized that I should have chelspecked!

Delete “e”. Sub “a”.


46 posted on 01/08/2010 7:56:33 PM PST by shibumi (" ..... then we will fight in the shade.")
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To: ianschwartz

He’s going to have to be more specific than that. He’s all penis.


47 posted on 01/08/2010 7:58:53 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: shibumi

Yep.
I’m the nexus of synchronicity....;D


48 posted on 01/08/2010 8:30:11 PM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: MHGinTN

Now I have to find an ice pick and try to gouge that mental image outta my head.

*gah!*


49 posted on 01/08/2010 8:31:46 PM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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To: shibumi
It takes after its daddy.


50 posted on 01/08/2010 8:33:28 PM PST by Salamander (Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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