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AUDIO: Carville: Airport Scanners Can "Measure My Penis"
RealClearPolitics ^
| January 8, 2010
| RealClearPolitics
Posted on 01/08/2010 11:39:22 AM PST by ianschwartz
"What I want is, let me pay for something, give me a safe-flier card and then go, you know measure my penis and let me get on the airplane."
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: jamescarville
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To: ianschwartz
Look out Carville!....You might break the machine!
To: ianschwartz
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:53:11 AM PST
by
MrB
(The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
To: Red Badger
They’re scanners, James, not microscopes............ Funny enough to repeat
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posted on
01/08/2010 11:55:52 AM PST
by
11th Commandment
(History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme - Mark Twain)
To: ianschwartz
Of course they can, it’s right there on top of his shoulders.
24
posted on
01/08/2010 11:58:54 AM PST
by
MCF
To: ianschwartz
To: vg0va3
“I have always felt that he is just one big “penis”.”
You’re right, the measurement will be equal to his height.
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posted on
01/08/2010 12:07:19 PM PST
by
Peter Horry
(Those who aren't responsible always know best.)
To: ianschwartz
Carville doesn’t have a penis. Hillary sheared it off with scissors.
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posted on
01/08/2010 12:08:52 PM PST
by
freekitty
(Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
To: ianschwartz
Wow, so they’re accurate to a half a millimeter, huh?
To: ianschwartz
Step right up Mr. Carville!
29
posted on
01/08/2010 12:15:44 PM PST
by
jaz.357
("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." W.Churchill)
To: ianschwartz
What penis, Carville? =.=
Btw, how’s that prediction of 40 more years of Democratic Party dominance coming along....idiot?
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posted on
01/08/2010 12:18:17 PM PST
by
cranked
To: ianschwartz
isn’t it sticking out of his collar?
31
posted on
01/08/2010 12:34:50 PM PST
by
ronniesgal
( I miss George Bush. Hell, I miss Bill Clinton!!)
To: ianschwartz
James Carville. What a Vulgar little Serpent.
One of the Crown Jewels of the democratic party.
32
posted on
01/08/2010 12:37:04 PM PST
by
Pompah
To: ianschwartz
Now, see?
You guys are going to make me find my magnifying glass and tweezers.
geez ;)
33
posted on
01/08/2010 12:44:48 PM PST
by
Daisyjane69
(Michael Reagan: "Welcome back, Dad, even if you're wearing a dress and bearing children this time)
To: ianschwartz
When he walks thru a body scan all one can see is a BIG ARS.
34
posted on
01/08/2010 12:47:25 PM PST
by
1Old Pro
(Cheney was proven right so quickly, Obama inviting terrorist attacks, 9 & counting in 2009)
To: ianschwartz; big'ol_freeper; cleveland gop; Richard Kimball
Gadzooks! Where, oh where! Do I go...
to get that image out of my mind?
"Can I... 
help? Yes, things are getting back... 
in focus!
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posted on
01/08/2010 12:49:18 PM PST
by
Bender2
("I've got a twisted sense of humor, and everything amuses me." RAH Beyond this Horizon)
To: Pompah
One of the Crown family Jewels of the democratic party. Now, I agree!
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posted on
01/08/2010 12:54:53 PM PST
by
melancholy
(Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
To: Daisyjane69
Yep, another definition for “pinhead.”
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posted on
01/08/2010 1:00:48 PM PST
by
melancholy
(Stop USA change, destroy the 0b0z0ne layer!)
To: ianschwartz
Carville is not allowed to take Viagra because his head would go through the ceiling.
38
posted on
01/08/2010 2:02:29 PM PST
by
y6162
(uish..)
To: RingerSIX
I am so glad I did not have liquid in my mouth.
39
posted on
01/08/2010 3:38:34 PM PST
by
Eagle Eye
(3%)
To: Markos33; shibumi; Slings and Arrows
They can do wonders with scanning electron microscopes these days so not ~all~ hope is lost.
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posted on
01/08/2010 7:37:52 PM PST
by
Salamander
(Hold on to all your fears 'cause when I get outta here, vengeance is mine, mine, mine!)
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