The meaning of “Is” is subject to interpretation. “Arms” is not defined in the constitution, therefore congress can out law guns and must not regulate T-shirts.
Natural born Citizen is not defined, therefore A British born Subject can run for president.
When the terms of language are set upon quicksand as you insist, there is no constitution. There is no law. There is no justice. People then set the rules on their own terms with their own instruments of justice, as they must, as they are forced to.
That's the problem. There is law. There is justice. There is a Constitution. You just choose to ignore it.