Posted on 01/21/2010 10:16:34 PM PST by Steelfish
January 22, 2010 Tiger Woods Attempts To Get Back On Course At Sex Clinic
Jacqui Goddard in Miami
There is no golf course or cocktail lounge and the nurses are strictly off-limits. But for Tiger Woods, the Pine Grove sex addiction centre in Mississippi is the place he will have to call home as he attempts to get his life and career back on track.
After avoiding the paparazzi for nearly two months, the worlds No 1 golfer was snared by a photographer for The National Enquirer at the rehabilitation clinic in Hattiesburg, which is reputed to be one of Americas leading treatment centres for psychiatric and addictive diseases.
The facility offers therapy programmes for people with sex, drug and alcohol addictions and for professionals struggling with interpersonal difficulties.
Spend a little time in this living temple and youre sure to emerge a different person, it promises, adding: Were committed to being a leader in healing and changing lives. . . . For one life with many seasons, Pine Grove is one place with many solutions.
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Tiger, Stop playing with your woody!Use your nine iron.
He is a POS. The wife should dump him.
I doubt that she did not know of his behavior prior to the marriage. There is no way that so many affairs can be hidden. I wonder if he got married in hopes that the new life would force him to straighten out his drive. But we all know that he likes to play 18 or 36 holes.
Did I type that?
Sex clinic, schmex clinic.
Saltpeter?
But fellow patients who claim he is getting star treatment are furious.
While THEY must undergo group therapy, Tiger insists on only one-to-one sessions.
He is also said to get maid service, while other patients make their own beds, clean their rooms and have to scrub toilets as part of their therapy.
A source at the clinic said: “When Tiger enters one of the public areas, other patients have been told they have to leave the room. Other patients share a cabin, but Tiger has his own. His special privileges are causing a lot of resentment.”
Shamed Tiger, 34, was said to have reluctantly checked in to save his marriage after blonde wife Elin, 30, gave him no alternative.
yeah we ended up with Senator Obama because the pubbie didn’t think being married to 7 of 9 was hot enough for him...and the rest is history
rumor that he has spent $100,000 on ‘renovations’ to his private treatment cottage where he sleeps separated from the other residents
If I were a “fellow patient” who had to be banished from a room if Tiger wanted to enter, I would be demanding my $40K back. Screw him (haha).
Hmm...rehab for sex addition. Must be tough to go through withdrawal.
Lock Tiger in a room nekkid with Helen Thomas. That would take the starch out of “woody”.
that would make a titanium wood go limp
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