[deadrock]

Probably used somekind of rhyming slang.

Head down to rub-a-dub, get yourself a photo. Look for a tea and get some tom for my trouble.

EQUALS

Got to the pub have your self a Guinness(photo-finish). Look for a thief(tea-leaf) and get some jewerly(tom foolery) for my wife(trouble and strife).

[exbrit]

Blimey mate, shut the rorey it ain ‘alf taters in ‘ere, an’ take off yer titfer!

rorey o’moor - door

taters in the mold - cold

tit for tat - hat