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Gibbs mocks Palin
Politico ^ | 2/10/10 | By CAROL E. LEE

Posted on 02/10/2010 2:48:39 AM PST by JohnHuang2

After President Barack Obama's surprise visit to the White House briefing room Tuesday, press secretary Robert Gibbs took back the mic with a show-stealing joke at former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin's expense.

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TOPICS: Editorial; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: dopeydems; himom

Gibbs mimics Andrea Mitchell; Sarahcuda eats their boss's lunch

Approximately 3 seconds after Sarah Palin's keynote speech to the Tea Party convention in Nashville (no wait -- less than 2 seconds), Democrat consultant Bob Shrum attacked Palin as a "merchant of hate" for opposing Obama's insane agenda. Luckily for him, Shrum's dispassionate, policy-based analysis was only carried by MSNBC, so nobody saw or heard him make a fool of himself.

Liberals at MSNBC apparently still think Shrum has lots of credence, having been the principle architect of John Kerry's 31-state defeat to 'moron' George W. Bush.

Going into a paroxysm of intestinal colic, Andrea Mitchell attacked Palin for writing notes on her hand during the speech, alleging this proves Palin's not as smart as Obama, who gets by with just a pair of screens that tell him what to say to a class of sixth graders.

Mitchell whined that it's not fair for Palin to make an issue of the TelePrompted Obama's reliance on machines to instruct him on what to say and how to use a men's room urinal, since she relied on hand notes this one time. If rumor has it correctly, the hag's 'brilliant' husband Alan Greenspan relies on hand notes himself. Every night, "Check Andrea Mitchell for rigor mortis."

Media liberals spent the whole weekend attacking Palin and writing her off as irrelevant and impotent, then followed up on Monday and Tuesday by running countless broadcast and cable segments denouncing Palin and writing her off as irrelevant and impotent.

In another breathless display of liberal tolerance, Palin was attacked by sports columnist Mike Lupica as impotent and of having "delusions of grandeur if she thinks she can be President." Being a sports columnist, Lupica has delusions of being male.

Mark Halperin of TIME dismissed Palin as irrelevant and of having "far less support in the country at large than the gullible Old Media seems to understand or suggest." He then rushed to appear on the Sunday edition of ABC's World News, maintaining that Palin is irrelevant and impotent! He said, "let's say she's got tens of millions of followers as does the Tea Party movement, that does not make a national winning coalition."

When none of this deeply thoughtful, anti-Palin media agit-poop seemed to work, libbies issued dire warnings to Republicans that irrelevant and impotent Palin -- with her tens of millions of 'followers' -- could potentially undermine the entire GOP! We liberals care deeply about the health of the GOP! Trust us!

John Brennan yesterday took some time off from botching up counterterrorism to write a crybaby op-ed complaining about criticism that he's botching up counterterrorism. The whiny screed pops up just days after Palin's speech criticizing the decision to Mirandize Abdulmutallab's "accused" underwear, so I'm sure it had nothing to do with Palin's speech.

From Andrea Mitchell, whose face looks strikingly like the lunar landscape, to Andrew Sullivan, who dwells on the moon, to the Four Corpsemen of the Hypocrilypse -- Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough, David Shuster -- the poor scared little things! His lunatic Trig Truther theory discredited, Sullivan moved from investigating Bristol's belly to now obsessing about her mother's physique, accusing Palin of being "Coughlin with boobs." Sullivan has delusions of growing a set.

Having gotten himself so wee-wee'd up over Palin's speech, Obama can't stay on message even with the TelePrompTer, yapping about his failed healthcare fetish on Sunday, then Monday it's about jobs, then it's back to crappy healthcare "reform" in the afternoon. One Palin speech and hapless Obama's stricken with bladder control problems for a week. Then yesterday it was Obama's Grand Strategy for dealing with Palin, consisting of sending a dorky press secretary to prove his manhood by attacking the girl with his grocery list scrawled on his hand, likely with indelible ink. Oh dear. I'm sure the Moose-hunting, pistol-packin' frontiersmama is weeping in her mommy's arms after this gut-buster.

As the White House's fierce Axelrod of Weasels try repeating the great success they didn't have 'delegitimizing' Fox News, poor Hussein is flailing about, he just got his entire rear end handed to him as a warm-up act by the plain-speaking, self-reliant, tax-cutting, pro-life, pro-gun, pro-drilling Governor, Mayor, Hockey-mom Sarahcuda from Wasilla. Obama has had a phenomenal first year.

Anyway, that's...
My Two Cents...
"JohnHuang2"


1 posted on 02/10/2010 2:48:39 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: JohnHuang2

The show stealing joke will be on Gibbs when Sarah is sworn in as president on Jan 20, 2013.


2 posted on 02/10/2010 3:11:25 AM PST by chainsaw ("When you subsidize poverty and failure, you get more of both." - James Dale Davidson)
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To: JohnHuang2

Dim bulb. The only conclusion is that Sarah is in their heads. Way in.


3 posted on 02/10/2010 3:15:00 AM PST by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: chainsaw

“From Andrea Mitchell, whose face looks strikingly like the lunar landscape, to Andrew Sullivan, who dwells on the moon, to the Four Corpsemen of the Hypocrilypse — Chris Matthews, Keith Olbermann, Joe Scarborough, David Shuster —”

Beautiful writing!


4 posted on 02/10/2010 3:17:09 AM PST by eCSMaster
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To: JohnHuang2

I can’t wait to hear the wailing and gnashing of teeth when she’s the POTUS.


5 posted on 02/10/2010 3:22:02 AM PST by RC one (WHAT!!!!)
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To: JohnHuang2

6 posted on 02/10/2010 3:22:38 AM PST by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. (Hi Mom.))
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To: JohnHuang2

The funny thing is, this guy has done so little in his life, accomplished so little compared to Madam President, and he is never even going to be considered for such a position, it’s easy to see why she just ignores these assholes, who go out of their way to prove they really are assholes.


7 posted on 02/10/2010 3:23:11 AM PST by The Wizard (I support Madam President, the only President in America today)
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To: JohnHuang2

GIBBS makes a fool of himself in front of the whole nation, the court jester of Obama world.


8 posted on 02/10/2010 3:23:12 AM PST by American Constitutionalist (There is no civility in the way the Communist/Marxist want to destroy the USA)
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To: chainsaw
"Gibbs obama's class clown lackey mocks Palin."

Stuttering Idiot



9 posted on 02/10/2010 3:46:29 AM PST by FrankR (Those of us who love AMERICA far outnumber those who love obama - your choice.)
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To: The Wizard
What's even more bizarre is it's not funny!

The palm note was actually a very bright move on Sarah's part. Sarah ought to come out and say, Yes, I too use a mobile teleprompter. I just don't need to plug mine in.

10 posted on 02/10/2010 3:46:42 AM PST by sirchtruth (Freedom is not free)
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To: JohnHuang2

Gibbs better watch out, Ronald Reagan and Tony Snow will rise from the grave and treat him like a character in a bad Italian horror movie.


11 posted on 02/10/2010 4:06:28 AM PST by Waverunner ( "Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too." Voltaire)
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To: JohnHuang2

Two or three little words written on a hand as opposed to a teleprompter? Gibbs has no point


12 posted on 02/10/2010 4:29:08 AM PST by exbrit
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To: JohnHuang2

It’d be worth to see her elected C.I.C., just to watch libs jumping off buildings.


13 posted on 02/10/2010 5:30:42 AM PST by Waco (Wanna buy an FBI file,,,See Hillary, she's got 900 of them.)
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To: JohnHuang2

As much as people like to burn GWB in effigy, I would remind folks that whenever juvenile vitriol like this came up he simply ignored it.

Ignoring this banter shows maturity, and intelligence. Both traits of which Obama has neither. Unfortunately I find Sarah Palin’s lack of restraint regarding this telling.

And to those of you here who enjoying this juvenile banter might I remind you that as Conservatives you should be above responding to the chimpanzee antics displayed for the world to see at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

It’s juvenile, immature, and certainly not worthy of even responding to.

Just food for thought the next time you consider stooping to the level of neanderthal liberals.


14 posted on 02/10/2010 5:45:33 AM PST by pwoeckener (maturity)
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To: pwoeckener
It’s juvenile, immature, and certainly not worthy of even responding to.

And we all know how GWB and McCain not retailating to Dem propaganda worked out for them.

Politics is a full-contact sport, newb.

15 posted on 02/10/2010 5:47:26 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: sirchtruth

Thats beautiful. Yes, it is green! It uses no energy. It is reusable, portable and washable. Great thought. It can also be used to gesture one finger at a time. You can also talk to it. (Talk to the hand)


16 posted on 02/10/2010 5:59:28 AM PST by 70th Division (I love my country but fear my government!)
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To: sirchtruth

“Gibbs may make fun of my palm notes for making a speech, but when was the last time someone had to use a teleprompter to shop for groceries?”


17 posted on 02/10/2010 6:04:27 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a humanist and a Satanist is that the latter knows who he's working for.)
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To: pwoeckener
dear wpecker: go back to the white house and talk to the hand. Tell him to get on the high horse, after all, he's the POTUS, the One, the highly esteemed smartest man in the world. We don't need a lecture on civility from him, or you. We're just a bunch of dumb bible-believing, gun-clinging hicks, remember ? Why would anyone expect stellar behavior from us ?
18 posted on 02/10/2010 6:44:11 AM PST by Red Boots
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To: pwoeckener

Keeping the high moral ground has really worked out so well, hasn’t it? When you dealing with classless and stupid LIBs, the only thing that they understand is a kick in the butt.

Bush never responded because he didn’t have it in him. Rather, look to Ronald Reagan for his way of trating LIB attacks. Myself, I prefer Ann Coulter’s “finger in the eye” approach.


19 posted on 02/10/2010 6:49:39 AM PST by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners)
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To: pwoeckener

If someone repeatedly punches you in the face, you’re going to get tired of it and punch them back. We had to put up with much worse from the libs during both Bush Sr and Bush Jr’s terms (and both of Reagan’s terms as well.)

An occasional punch back is the least we should be doing to these pricks.


20 posted on 02/10/2010 6:54:25 AM PST by reagan_fanatic (The liberals are asking us to give Obama more time. Is 25 to life enough?)
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To: pwoeckener
certainly not worthy of even responding to

Like it or not, right or wrong, this is the kind of stuff that sticks, the stuff that folks remember. Some are good, some not so good.

Reagan had "There you go again", "the bombing begins in 5 minutes", "I am not going to exploit, for political purposes, my opponent's youth and inexperience", the Teflon President, among other gems.

Bush 41 "Read my lips...", "Stay the course", "A new world order"

Quayle "Potatoe".

Hart "Monkey Business".

Bush 43 "Mission Accomplished", those "16 Words in the State of the Union", "You can't hear me, but I can hear you", etc.

Cheney- expletive deleted

Kerry "I voted for it before I voted against it".

Obama "57 states", "Let me be perfectly clear", his teleprompter.

And Palin has her palm pilot.

If she is savvy enough, she can turn it to her advantage.

21 posted on 02/10/2010 7:05:40 AM PST by new cruelty
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To: reagan_fanatic

An “Occassional Punch back”???

We should pound these traitors right into the ground!


22 posted on 02/10/2010 8:06:53 AM PST by Mr. C
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To: NTHockey; pwoeckener
Andrew Breitbart: Time To Start Returning The Punches of the Bully Media
23 posted on 02/10/2010 8:14:53 AM PST by AnnaZ (I keep 2 magnums in my desk.One's a gun and I keep it loaded.Other's a bottle and it keeps me loaded)
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