Posted on 02/12/2010 8:29:37 PM PST by ErnstStavroBlofeld
Armed with a single MA-2 .50 caliber Browning, this much feared naval vessel carries up to 30 rounds of armor piercing ammunition. It is the first in an entirely new naval architecture class -- technically, “clitoral” (not to be confused with “littoral”) -- being pushed on the Pentagon by the defense minded wussies in the Obama Administration as a cost-saving measure. If you look closely, you can see the heavy-duty seat restraint which prevents the pilot/gunner – Kamakazi Kowalski – from leaping from the vessel prior to engaging the enemy. The 12 V trolling motor – which lacks a reverse function -- propels this sophisticated craft forward at a top speed of 4 knots. Reverse travel – at approximately 35 knots -- is achieved by firing the Browning.
The no-bid contract to build 200 of these fearsome warships was recently awarded to Obama-Soros-Emanuel Shipbuilding and Stormdoor Manufacturing (formerly General Dynamics) and will be administered by trusted Obama associate and Chief-of-Staff Rahm Emanuel who commented that, at $12 million each, they are a bargain. They will be constructed exclusively at the company’s facility in Kenya with major subcomponent production (rivets and miscellaneous fasteners) at the company’s Harlem and Skokie plants. Delivery is expected to begin in 2024 (or as soon as the subcontractor's funds are safely in the contractor's Swiss account).
OOPS my mistake, sorry.......:O(
Isn’t this the ship with the steel hull from the WTC ..??
Yeah, it needs more firepower. Maybe they’ll update her as time marches on.
Hey it looks good.
But a lot of money to pay for what is basically an APD/LPR
Because?
Okay .. now I remember!! Thanks for the info.
Of course it would be New York!!
That is a complete fraud. The USS Obama doesn’t carry any scary guns or other threatening armaments. It’s entire armament consists of 2 teleprompters and a megaphone.
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