These ring true to life. He was/is an (a) arrogant and (b) delusional narcissist. When his heart finally gives out for good, there will be a lot of lying at his funeral, as the saying goes.
More like Turkey Jerky.
“...beat them like a yard dog.”
Does he maybe mean a junkyard dog? This is reminiscent of his “rip-tootin’ “ description of the “country” barbecue he and Fat Albert threw at the White House, complete with jeans, Western shirts and designer loafers.
The quote should be memorialized, if for no other reason than to show what a phony, totally out of touch pretender he has always been
You are the butt of jokes about blue dresses. Does that sound like you beat anyone? "I didn't have sex with that woman" is a cliche just like you. You got your butt kicked AND I HELPED!
He’s a Road Runner all right ...
Road runner... baby
Don’t want no woman to tie me down
Got to be free, baby
To roam around
All my life I’ve been like this
If you love me it’s your own risk
When the dust hit my shoe
I got the urge to move
Says I’m a road runner baby
Got to keep on keepin on
And I live the life I love
And I’m gonna love the life I live
He’ll always play the victim. The weird thing is, he sees nothing wrong with what he did.