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LOL...I don’t think he got tasered for sitting in the wrong seat!

Did you see how people were getting up and moving away?

I went to a New England Patriots pre-season game a few years ago...good seats, maybe three rows from the field behind the goal post.

A fight broke out about 15 rows behind me between two big overweight white whale guys, the kind you DON’T want to see with no shirts on.

I was pretty far removed, so no big deal...my buddy and I were just spectators, watching these two guys whale away at each other. Then, they started grappling with each other, and rolled down over the seats and I couldn’t see them.

All of a sudden, the crowd above me began to part, and no shit, these two huge guys clutching each other begin rolling over the tops of the seats, and before I could say boo, they had rolled the entire distance over these seats and were right on top of me. I had nowhere to go, and no way I was going to get squished (because that was next on the menu, I was pinned against the concrete) so I jumped over onto the field.

Security was NOT happy with me. They didn’t give a rat’s ass about these two fat berzerkers engaged in mayhem, and the security guy told me go to back over the wall! I was arguing with him and he just kept pointing at the wall and saying “Get back in the stands!”

My buddy was yelling at the security guy, and I walked about 10 yards to the side and scrambled back over the wall into the crowd...it was pretty funny.

Now, I am sure I would just get tased. No questions asked.