Posted on 02/22/2010 3:40:23 PM PST by Lurking Libertarian
I doubt you would like it. I see Orly as the Ed Wood of Law. Some strange half-lit world of weird people and weird situations bearing some relationship to the real world, if one is on peyote.
Her legal skills are those of a precocious 8 year old, maybe. Ignorance can be forgiven, but repeated stupid filings can’t. Her response to any loss is to come back with wild imagined conspiracies.
As a person, I might like her. I have had many strange friends. Perhaps, I’m strange. Well, no doubt about it, I am. But she has stirred up more stink over nothing than any person I have seen in many a year, if ever. I do think she has made the world a far more interesting place. I thank her for that.
Have you ever heard of the Michigan poetress, Julia Moore? She brought much happiness to Mark Twain.
parsy, who has enjoyed Orly, and will miss her when she is gone.
Ape, who thinks Orley is a patriot and a brave and courageous fighter for freedom...
Here. I went to Julia Moore’s page and got this. If you are ever blue or depressed, I recommend lousy poetry to cheer you up:
http://homepages.wmich.edu/~cooneys/txt/Moore/index.html
From the Stuffed Owl:
Her first volume, The Sweet Singer of Michigan Salutes the Public, afterwards known as The Sentimental Song Book, was rapturously received, especially by Bill Nye and by Mark Twain, who admitted much later that it had given him joy for twenty years; and the appreciations of these and fifty other critics, which the poet accepted as genuine, did much to make her book a best-seller and send it into three editions.
The Editors that has spoken in a scandalous manner, have went beyond reason. . . .” And she adds, defending herself against these evil men, that “Literary is a work very difficult to do,” and that poetry from the heart has more power than poetry from the head. “ If all books could be read as I am sure you love to read this one,” she says elsewhere, “there might be less ignorance and crime in the world, and I would be well paid for the valuable time I have spent in doing good to mankind.” A recent editor, Mr. Walter Blair of the University of Chicago, justly observes that it is high time for Posterity to pay its debt to Julia Moore.
The Sweet Singer’s verse is concerned to a large extent with total abstinence and violent death — the great Chicago fire, the railway disaster of Ashtabula, the Civil War, the yellow fever epidemic in the South. She sings death by drowning, by smallpox, by fits, accidents by lightning-stroke and sleigh. “Julia is worse than a Gatling gun,” wrote Bill Nye; “I have counted twenty-one killed and nine wounded, in the small volume she has given to the public.”
Two excerpts:
We have lost our little Hanner in a very painful manner,
And we often asked, How can her harsh sufferings be borne?
When her death was first reported, her aunt got up and snorted
With the grief that she supported, for it made her forlorn.
She was such a little seraph that her father, who is sheriff,
Really doesn’t seem to care if he ne’er smiles in life again.
She has gone, we hope, to heaven, at the early age of seven
Funeral starts off at eleven), where she’ll nevermore have pain.
The following lament on the death of Willie won national approval, and is still remembered by those who cherish good song:
Willie had a purple monkey climbing on a yellow stick,
And when he sucked the paint all off it made him deathly sick;
And in his latest hours he clasped that monkey in his hand,
And bade good bye to earth and went into a better land.
Oh! no more he’ll shoot his sister with his little wooden gun;
And no more he’ll twist the pussy’s tail and make her yowl, for fun.
The pussy’s tail now stands out straight; the gun is laid aside;
The monkey doesn’t jump around since little Willie died.
parsy, who finds Orly...Entertaining
Thank you, Orly, for your defense of our national sovereignty. /sarc
When you finally fade into the oblivion that inevitably befalls whacky opportunists, you might want to take some legitimate, in-person courses on history, government and the constitution -- ours.
Maybe because there is nothing to protect her from other than her own paranoia?
Lotsa luck with that, Orly.
She is right to be worried about her safety sanity...
Fixed it for you.
You're nuttier than she is.
You do have a fascination with homosexuality, don't you?
Oh, good Lord, she’s completely lost her mind.
She is exhausted. She is nervous. She is frustrated
She is bipolar. She is delusional. She exhibits all the signs of paranoid schizophrenia. She has sex in dental chairs with disbarred law clerks.
This is fun.
>> Neither the honorable Judge nor poor Mr. Velamoor deserve the insinuations cast upon them by people who neither know the facts of what they are talking about, nor care about facts in general <<
What a spoil-sport you are! Don’t you realize that it’s FUN to cast insinuations? Much more fun than learning a bunch of dry, musty old facts!
So lighten up. You shouldn’t try to besmirch and disturb these innocent young burfers. They only want to have fun playing in their sandboxes.
To Parsy, the self-affected, I have two questions please.
I noticed you have held a position of ‘no investigating’ of Obama and ballyhoo any digging/questioning as nonsense each time a thread about it appears, along with your crusty ally, “old tired conservative” (sic), what is your absolutely, clearly defined, no hedging, last word on Obama’s hidden and contradictory trail of personal, professional and academic documentation?
Do you feel there is ‘nothing’ to it?-—that Obama has indeed been forthcoming “enough”, and we should get off his back, that we are unfairly persecuting him with all the questions and demands for background verification——— and if not, is it your position that citizens should just suck it up and accept overt and flagrant gaps and misinformation peddled in the bio of the most powerful office-holder in the world?
Just looking for your center of gravity.
Hey, thanks for the viddy! Kewl! Never heard of Protomen.
parsy
Thanks! Did you read the “Crazy Internet People” link there in the comments? Hilarious.
http://crazyinternetpeople.blogspot.com/2010/02/orly-cries-poor-pitiful-me.html
parsy, who thinks this may cause the saner birthers to abandon ship
Yep. I think there is nothing to it. He was born in Hawaii. He’s an NBC, IMHO. I think a court would so hold. I think the zany birthers will get to see his long form in 2012 and it will not satisfy them because nothing will satisfy them until he is no longer President.
I wonder why anybody wants to obsess with his past when he is doing these nutty things in the here and now. I could care less about Frank Marshall. That is a bunch of smear stuff. What will it ever prove? Nada.
Why not worry about Crap and Played, Sleeping With Wall Street, and healthcare?
parsy, the selfless purveyor of Truth!
ok, but more clarity please on the stubborn resistance of Obama on opening the kimono as all presidents have done—ON THE BASICS—and the contradictions concerning so much of his background information?
Why the lock on the academic stuff, the legislative stuff, the law client stuff? Why the contradictions in history—example, Michelle claiming he had student loans (when no record exists of such) when Percy Sutton said Khalid al Mansour raised money/pulled favors to get Obama into Harvard?
There is a smorgasbord of gaps, contradictions and redactions.
Any selfless purveyor of truth such as you parsy, would certainly want to be assured that he had his facts verified, tight and in order before he began to merchandise such as truth, do you not agree?
Truth is laid bare, seen under bright light, demonstrated in clear authenticity by definition...how do you reconcile labeling that which is checkered, changable, murky and hidden as truth, Parse?
“Never trust a man that hides his history” Parsificus...an axiom that will see you well through the world.
Who could have thought it possible?
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