Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

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[JoeProBono]

WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.

[JoeProBono]

[dirtboy]

Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill so the SS isn’t having to guard him out in the open? What about not eating wagyu beef at taxpayer expense?

[green pastures]

He probably thinks it’s his approval rating...

[ClearCase_guy]

So should we assume that he’s making no attempt to moderate his drinking problem?

[dead]

He’s walking to the bodega for another forty.

[Lazamataz]

Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.

[Beagle8U]

Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.

[Republic]

Too much ‘waygu’ or ‘bamaguey’ steak, too much butter on the lobster you serve your man, Michelle, and WAY TOO MUCH LYING all increase the cholesterol count, barry. Take heed. ( Or better yet, enjoy yourself...combined with the smoking (oh what heart attacks the press would be having if GW smoked, why they would be SHAMING him to death as the leader of our nation and an example for children) and combined with your fancy eating and all the stressful lying you have to keep track of....you are headed for heart trouble, big time!)

[NormsRevenge]

[handmade]

Words fail me.

It is outstanding what our fearless leader will do for his country.....
Now if someone will hand me one of those little baggies used on airlines when someone needs it, my day will move forward.

Please note, the bags used on the airline itself are not as adequate as those you receive in an actual air terminal when you need one. I need one from the air terminal. Thanks.

[SparkyBass]

After the recommendation that he also lower his alcohol intake I wonder if he was able to walk a straight line :)

[JoeProBono]

[NormsRevenge]

the patches are in the wagyuon..

[sodpoodle]

Keep Walkin’ - don’t stop - just go!

[albie]

It’s completely to message his ego. Waiting for adoring fans to scream and wave. I’d be screaming “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE”? and waving a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag!

[BornToBeAmerican]

I bet it would improve ALL OUR HEALTH if he started walking to Kenya

[Frantzie]

Best thing for him to do for his cholesterol is smoke a carton of Lucky Strike’s or Camel’s each day.

By inhaling deeply it relaxes the arteries.

[JoeProBono]

NoWay

[sodpoodle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkovnss7sg

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.
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Topped with cheese and bacon bits! ;-)

[Beagle8U]

I was thinking lard crust with sugar and lard filling.

[JoeProBono]

LSMFT

[verity]

Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?

[don-o]

At the risk of taking another person’s inventory, I think your supposition is plausible.

[proud American in Canada]

You’re not the only one, verity—I had no idea. Did doctors really recommend that he cut back on drinking?

[votemout]

...and cigs

[Sacajaweau]

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s a.. Never did a bit of work in his life. Never will!!!

[Ticonderoga34]

I thought that he was suppose to be working out every morning with Reggie Love.

[brwnsuga]

OMG! Is that knucklehead gonna force all Americans to take statins?

[ClearCase_guy]

Over the past year or so, I've seen minor reports that indicated that both Obamas drank a little too much.

But the real piece of information is that yesterday when the health report first came out, it had two basic messages:

1) Cut back on the smoking
2) Moderate your drinking.

But today it's quite different. Today, the best summary of the doctor's report would appear to be: "slightly elevated cholesterol".

The propaganda ministry has swung into action and is protecting our drunkard in chief.

[avenir]

“Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?”

It’s news to me also. Maybe a little exaggeration and sarcasm going on. Obama does not strike me in any way as an alcoholic.

[brwnsuga]

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s

that is such a TURN OFF! Real men have calluses!

[Joe 6-pack]

[Sacajaweau]

Yeh...Having left his empty booze glass on his desk, he goes out the back door and has a smoke...then back inside and out the front door.

The Prez is a boob!!!

[Jagdgewehr]

Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

He should walk away from the White House to improve America.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Except fingertip calluses from nose picking!

[Lazamataz]

WEI!

[Pessimist]

“Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.”

I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?

[pallis]

I bet that took some nicotine gum, a few cigarettes and a pint of peppermint schnapps to recuperate him. Now Obamao can eat $400 dollar steaks, and slip in some crack hits to achieve moderation.

[colorado tanker]

Well, that would explain a lot. Any links I could go to for more?

[Lazamataz]

Loud and clear, that is how the doctor report came in.

Of course, all that went into the Orwellian Memory Hole last night.

But I saw it.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Keep walking!....

[Lazamataz]

I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?

Yesterday's doctor report that asked him to "moderate his drinking".

If they have to ask him to moderate it, it means he has been drinking without moderation.

In other words, alcoholically.

[randita]

He's slim and in good shape. It most cases, that would result in a normal cholesterol level, as long as the diet is healthy and low in fat.

It is probably hereditary.

[cajuncow]

To help control his cholesterol levels, I am shipping him gratons (cracklins). Pounds and pounds of it.

[JoeProBono]

>"Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill"

[a fool in paradise]

He needs to stop going out for greasy hamburgers with Joe Biden.

[gathersnomoss]

Kodak Moment. Obama: “Where’s my burger?”

[iceskater]

There was a thread over the weekend that quoted either AP or Yahoo news. That article, which I’m sure has since been ‘edited’, said that Zero needs to moderate his alcohol intake.

[AppyPappy]

I don’t think he has a drinking problem. By this time, he’s probably an expert at it