Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

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[JoeProBono]

WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.

[Beagle8U]

I was thinking lard crust with sugar and lard filling.

[JoeProBono]

LSMFT

[verity]

Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?

[don-o]

At the risk of taking another person’s inventory, I think your supposition is plausible.

[proud American in Canada]

You’re not the only one, verity—I had no idea. Did doctors really recommend that he cut back on drinking?

[votemout]

...and cigs

[Sacajaweau]

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s a.. Never did a bit of work in his life. Never will!!!

[Ticonderoga34]

I thought that he was suppose to be working out every morning with Reggie Love.

[brwnsuga]

OMG! Is that knucklehead gonna force all Americans to take statins?

[ClearCase_guy]

Over the past year or so, I've seen minor reports that indicated that both Obamas drank a little too much.

But the real piece of information is that yesterday when the health report first came out, it had two basic messages:

1) Cut back on the smoking
2) Moderate your drinking.

But today it's quite different. Today, the best summary of the doctor's report would appear to be: "slightly elevated cholesterol".

The propaganda ministry has swung into action and is protecting our drunkard in chief.

[avenir]

“Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?”

It’s news to me also. Maybe a little exaggeration and sarcasm going on. Obama does not strike me in any way as an alcoholic.

[brwnsuga]

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s

that is such a TURN OFF! Real men have calluses!

[Joe 6-pack]

[Sacajaweau]

Yeh...Having left his empty booze glass on his desk, he goes out the back door and has a smoke...then back inside and out the front door.

The Prez is a boob!!!

[Jagdgewehr]

Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

He should walk away from the White House to improve America.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

Except fingertip calluses from nose picking!

[Lazamataz]

WEI!

[Pessimist]

“Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.”

I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?

[pallis]

I bet that took some nicotine gum, a few cigarettes and a pint of peppermint schnapps to recuperate him. Now Obamao can eat $400 dollar steaks, and slip in some crack hits to achieve moderation.

[colorado tanker]

Well, that would explain a lot. Any links I could go to for more?