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Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol
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Posted on 03/01/2010 9:33:30 AM PST by JoeProBono

WASHINGTON — Poll results, congressional head counts and federal deficits aren't the only numbers President Barack Obama has to worry about. Now, he's trying to walk off a marginally high cholesterol count.

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1 posted on 03/01/2010 9:33:30 AM PST by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono

Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill so the SS isn’t having to guard him out in the open? What about not eating wagyu beef at taxpayer expense?


2 posted on 03/01/2010 9:34:43 AM PST by dirtboy
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To: JoeProBono

He probably thinks it’s his approval rating...


3 posted on 03/01/2010 9:34:44 AM PST by green pastures (Cynicism-- it's not just for breakfast anymore...)
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To: JoeProBono

So should we assume that he’s making no attempt to moderate his drinking problem?


4 posted on 03/01/2010 9:34:45 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (We're all heading toward red revolution - we just disagree on which type of Red we want.)
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To: JoeProBono

He’s walking to the bodega for another forty.


5 posted on 03/01/2010 9:36:00 AM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.


6 posted on 03/01/2010 9:37:08 AM PST by Lazamataz (Seriously. The only way Obama can possibly pull this out is to declare Martial Law before November.)
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To: JoeProBono

Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.


7 posted on 03/01/2010 9:37:21 AM PST by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: JoeProBono

Too much ‘waygu’ or ‘bamaguey’ steak, too much butter on the lobster you serve your man, Michelle, and WAY TOO MUCH LYING all increase the cholesterol count, barry. Take heed. ( Or better yet, enjoy yourself...combined with the smoking (oh what heart attacks the press would be having if GW smoked, why they would be SHAMING him to death as the leader of our nation and an example for children) and combined with your fancy eating and all the stressful lying you have to keep track of....you are headed for heart trouble, big time!)


8 posted on 03/01/2010 9:37:27 AM PST by Republic (I love Rush ES)
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To: JoeProBono

9 posted on 03/01/2010 9:37:30 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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To: JoeProBono

Words fail me.

It is outstanding what our fearless leader will do for his country.....
Now if someone will hand me one of those little baggies used on airlines when someone needs it, my day will move forward.

Please note, the bags used on the airline itself are not as adequate as those you receive in an actual air terminal when you need one. I need one from the air terminal. Thanks.


10 posted on 03/01/2010 9:37:57 AM PST by handmade
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To: JoeProBono

After the recommendation that he also lower his alcohol intake I wonder if he was able to walk a straight line :)


11 posted on 03/01/2010 9:38:07 AM PST by SparkyBass
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To: Beagle8U

12 posted on 03/01/2010 9:38:53 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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the patches are in the wagyuon..
13 posted on 03/01/2010 9:39:03 AM PST by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... Godspeed .. Monthly Donor Onboard .. Chuck DeVore - CA Senator. Believe.)
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To: JoeProBono

Keep Walkin’ - don’t stop - just go!


14 posted on 03/01/2010 9:39:14 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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To: JoeProBono

It’s completely to message his ego. Waiting for adoring fans to scream and wave. I’d be screaming “WHERE’S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE”? and waving a “Don’t Tread On Me” flag!


15 posted on 03/01/2010 9:39:20 AM PST by albie
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To: JoeProBono

I bet it would improve ALL OUR HEALTH if he started walking to Kenya


16 posted on 03/01/2010 9:39:50 AM PST by BornToBeAmerican
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To: JoeProBono

Best thing for him to do for his cholesterol is smoke a carton of Lucky Strike’s or Camel’s each day.

By inhaling deeply it relaxes the arteries.


17 posted on 03/01/2010 9:40:02 AM PST by Frantzie (TV - sending Americans towards Islamic serfdom - Cancel TV service NOW)
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To: Lazamataz
NoWay


18 posted on 03/01/2010 9:40:13 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRkovnss7sg


19 posted on 03/01/2010 9:41:02 AM PST by sodpoodle (Despair - Man's surrender. Laughter - God's redemption.)
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To: Beagle8U

Kinda makes you want to bake him a lard pie.
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Topped with cheese and bacon bits! ;-)


20 posted on 03/01/2010 9:41:40 AM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (I don't have a 'Cousin Pookie'.)
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To: JoeProBono

I was thinking lard crust with sugar and lard filling.


21 posted on 03/01/2010 9:42:10 AM PST by Beagle8U (Free Republic -- One stop shopping ....... It's the Conservative Super WalMart for news .)
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To: Frantzie
LSMFT


22 posted on 03/01/2010 9:42:29 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: ClearCase_guy

Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?


23 posted on 03/01/2010 9:42:45 AM PST by verity (Obama Lies)
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To: Lazamataz

At the risk of taking another person’s inventory, I think your supposition is plausible.


24 posted on 03/01/2010 9:43:39 AM PST by don-o (My son, Ben - Marine Lance Corporal texted me at 0330 on 2/3/10: AMERICA!)
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To: verity; ClearCase_guy; Lazamataz; All

You’re not the only one, verity—I had no idea. Did doctors really recommend that he cut back on drinking?


25 posted on 03/01/2010 9:44:51 AM PST by proud American in Canada (my former tagline "We can, and we will prevail" doesn't fit with the usurper's goals.)
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To: dead

...and cigs


26 posted on 03/01/2010 9:45:31 AM PST by votemout
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To: JoeProBono

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s a.. Never did a bit of work in his life. Never will!!!


27 posted on 03/01/2010 9:45:55 AM PST by Sacajaweau (What)
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To: JoeProBono

I thought that he was suppose to be working out every morning with Reggie Love.


28 posted on 03/01/2010 9:46:08 AM PST by Ticonderoga34 (Free Obama's Birth Certificate!)
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To: dirtboy

OMG! Is that knucklehead gonna force all Americans to take statins?


29 posted on 03/01/2010 9:46:37 AM PST by brwnsuga (Black and Free!!!)
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To: verity
Over the past year or so, I've seen minor reports that indicated that both Obamas drank a little too much.

But the real piece of information is that yesterday when the health report first came out, it had two basic messages:

1) Cut back on the smoking
2) Moderate your drinking.

But today it's quite different. Today, the best summary of the doctor's report would appear to be: "slightly elevated cholesterol".

The propaganda ministry has swung into action and is protecting our drunkard in chief.

30 posted on 03/01/2010 9:46:49 AM PST by ClearCase_guy (We're all heading toward red revolution - we just disagree on which type of Red we want.)
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To: verity

“Am I the only one who did not know he had a drinking problem?”

It’s news to me also. Maybe a little exaggeration and sarcasm going on. Obama does not strike me in any way as an alcoholic.


31 posted on 03/01/2010 9:47:48 AM PST by avenir
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To: Sacajaweau

Bet his hands are as soft as a baby’s

that is such a TURN OFF! Real men have calluses!


32 posted on 03/01/2010 9:47:57 AM PST by brwnsuga (Black and Free!!!)
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To: JoeProBono

33 posted on 03/01/2010 9:48:37 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: JoeProBono
Yeh...Having left his empty booze glass on his desk, he goes out the back door and has a smoke...then back inside and out the front door.

The Prez is a boob!!!

34 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:03 AM PST by Sacajaweau (What)
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Obama walks to White House to improve cholesterol

He should walk away from the White House to improve America.

35 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:38 AM PST by Jagdgewehr (Tyrannus Civis Armatus Vereor)
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To: Sacajaweau

Except fingertip calluses from nose picking!


36 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:44 AM PST by SWAMPSNIPER (THE SECOND AMENDMENT, A MATTER OF FACT, NOT A MATTER OF OPINION)
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To: JoeProBono
WEI!


37 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:46 AM PST by Lazamataz (Seriously. The only way Obama can possibly pull this out is to declare Martial Law before November.)
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To: Lazamataz

“Our president is an alcoholic who is still actively drinking.”

I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?


38 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:48 AM PST by Pessimist (u)
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To: JoeProBono

I bet that took some nicotine gum, a few cigarettes and a pint of peppermint schnapps to recuperate him. Now Obamao can eat $400 dollar steaks, and slip in some crack hits to achieve moderation.


39 posted on 03/01/2010 9:49:59 AM PST by pallis
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To: ClearCase_guy; Lazmataz

Well, that would explain a lot. Any links I could go to for more?


40 posted on 03/01/2010 9:50:34 AM PST by colorado tanker
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To: proud American in Canada
Loud and clear, that is how the doctor report came in.

Of course, all that went into the Orwellian Memory Hole last night.

But I saw it.

41 posted on 03/01/2010 9:51:51 AM PST by Lazamataz (Seriously. The only way Obama can possibly pull this out is to declare Martial Law before November.)
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To: JoeProBono

Keep walking!....


42 posted on 03/01/2010 9:53:36 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: Pessimist
I see that charge bandied about around here. Is there any real evidence to that effect?

Yesterday's doctor report that asked him to "moderate his drinking".

If they have to ask him to moderate it, it means he has been drinking without moderation.

In other words, alcoholically.

43 posted on 03/01/2010 9:53:36 AM PST by Lazamataz (Seriously. The only way Obama can possibly pull this out is to declare Martial Law before November.)
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To: JoeProBono
He's slim and in good shape. It most cases, that would result in a normal cholesterol level, as long as the diet is healthy and low in fat.

It is probably hereditary.

44 posted on 03/01/2010 9:54:42 AM PST by randita (Sarah Palin has the same computer that I have.)
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To: JoeProBono

To help control his cholesterol levels, I am shipping him gratons (cracklins). Pounds and pounds of it.


45 posted on 03/01/2010 9:55:52 AM PST by cajuncow
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To: dirtboy
>"Hasn’t Obama heard of a treadmill"


46 posted on 03/01/2010 9:56:04 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: JoeProBono

He needs to stop going out for greasy hamburgers with Joe Biden.


47 posted on 03/01/2010 9:56:17 AM PST by a fool in paradise
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To: JoeProBono

Kodak Moment. Obama: “Where’s my burger?”


48 posted on 03/01/2010 9:57:08 AM PST by gathersnomoss (General George Patton had it right.)
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To: colorado tanker

There was a thread over the weekend that quoted either AP or Yahoo news. That article, which I’m sure has since been ‘edited’, said that Zero needs to moderate his alcohol intake.


49 posted on 03/01/2010 9:57:32 AM PST by iceskater (The "public option" in government run health care means no option at all.)
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To: verity

I don’t think he has a drinking problem. By this time, he’s probably an expert at it


50 posted on 03/01/2010 9:57:45 AM PST by AppyPappy (If you aren't part of the solution, there is good money to be made prolonging the problem.)
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